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The Dorchester Thread

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Feb 2020
10:32am, 28 Feb 2020
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McGoohan
THAT'S ALRIGHT. I HAVE MY OWN ICE CREAM IN MY POCKET.
Mar 2020
12:19pm, 20 Mar 2020
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Nicholls595
***** URGENT PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT *****

UNFORTUNATELY, DUE TO THE ONGOING CONCERNS OVER CORONA VIRUS, AND IN LINE WITH THE LATEST GOVERNMENT, EA AND pARKRUN UK GUIDELINES, THE ORGANISERS OF THE INAUGURAL DORCHESTER pARKRUN ARE SAD TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE START TIME OF THE INAUGURAL pARKRUN HAS BEEN POSTPONED UNTIL AT LEAST 9AM ON SATURDAY MARCH 21ST 2020.

SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE*

* WHICH COINCIDENTALLY, IS WHERE THE RACE WILL START, IN THE PUBLIC CONVENIENCE OPPOSITE THE COUNCIL RUN BROTHEL.
Mar 2020
3:05pm, 23 Mar 2020
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Diogenes
THE INAUGRAL dORCHESTER pARK rUN WILL BE TAKING PLACE AS PLANNED THIS SATURDAY. CLIVE SEXTON HAS BEEN IN LOCKDOWN IN THE COUNCIL RUN BROTHEL ALL WEEK, ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE VILLAGE.
Mar 2020
3:17pm, 23 Mar 2020
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Nicholls595
ACCORDING TO THE LADY WHO WORKS IN THE COUNCIL RUN BROTHEL GIFT SHOP, CLIVE SEXTON HAS BEEN "SELF ISOLATING" IN ROOM 42 WITH BATTLESHIP BRENDA SINCE LAST JULY. HE MAY NOT BE IN ANY FIT STATE TO START THE INAUGURAL pARKRUN. IF THIS PROVES TO BE THE CASE, THE ORGANISERS HAVE CONTACTED BERNIE CLIFTON TO ASK IF HIS OSTRICH WOULD STAND IN.
Apr 2020
3:44pm, 22 Apr 2020
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McGoohan
THIS SATURNDAY: THE ANNUAL WHITE-EARED TROUSER ELEPHANT PARADE WILL TAKE PART THROUGH THE CENTRE OF TOWN. EACH PARTICIPANT MUST REMAIN DISTANCED FROM THE NEXT FOR A DISTANCE OF AT LEAST TWO WEEKS. IT IS THEREFORE HOPED TO COMPLETE THIS YEAR'S PARADE IN TIME FOR NEXT YEAR'S ONE.
Apr 2020
3:48pm, 22 Apr 2020
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McGoohan
NOTICE: MR CLIVE SEXTON'S WHITE-EARED ELEPHANT HAS GONE MISSING. THIS IS A GREAT LOSS TO THE COMMUNITY AS IT IS A WELL-KNOWN AND WELL-LOVED PART OF THE PARADE. IT CAN BE IDENTIFIED BY A HAIRY MOLE ON EACH OF ITS EARS. PLEASE CHECK YOUR SHEDS, OUTHOUSES AND GRANNY ANNEXES. IN ADDITION TO THE MOLES IT IS USUALLY CLUTCHING A LARGE BUN IN ITS TRUNK. PLEASE REPORT ANY SIGHTINGS TO THE COUNCIL-RUN BROTHEL'S HELP DESK.
Apr 2020
3:49pm, 22 Apr 2020
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Nicholls595
CAN YOU RE-POST ON FRIDAY PLEASE, JUST IN CASE THEY FORGET

THANKS
NELLIE
Jul 2020
1:33pm, 3 Jul 2020
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Nicholls595
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: THE COUNTRYMAN INN IN DORCHESTER WILL BE RE-OPENING TOMORROW AND SOME "BIG WIG" FROM PUNCH TAVERNS WILL BE DROPPING INN. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I PRINT THE PROMOTIONAL SIGNS FOR PUNCH AND HAVE HAD TO SEND THIS OUT ON A SPECIAL COURIER TO ARRIVE TOMORROW BEFORE 9AM. THE TRANSPORT COST THREE TIMES AS MUCH AS THE SIGNS!

IF YOU VISIT THE COUNTRYMAN IN TOMORROW, HAVE A NICE TIME, SAY HELLO TO THE BIG WIG AND PLEASE, DON'T DAMAGE THE SIGNS.
8 Jul
9:21am, 8 Jul 2021
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Nicholls595
SUNDAY JULY 11TH

COME AND JOIN US FOR THE ANNUAL INAUGURAL DORCHESTER pARKRUN, FOLLOWED BY ENGLAND V ITALY FOOTBALL MATCH* ON THE BIG SCREEN**

RACE STARTS AT 6AM OUTSIDE THE COUNCIL RUN BROTHEL. MATCH KICKS OFF AS SOON AS THE LAST CLIENT HAS LEFT THE CARPARK AND THE LADIES HAVE PUT THEIR STREET CLOTHES BACK ON.

TICKETS ONLY $25.00 OR FREE FOR BROTHEL SEASON TICKET HOLDERS

* NOT THE EURO 2020/2021 FINAL, YOU CAN WATCH THAT ON THE TELLY, THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE RE-RUN OF THE 3RD/4TH PLACE PLAY OFF FROM WORLD CUP 90

**CLIVE SEXTON'S VERY OWN PERSONAL GRUNDIG TV/VCR COMBO WITH COLOUR 12" SCREEN, WHICH HE WON ON HIS THIRD AND LAST APPEARANCE ON BULLSYE (YES, THAT ONE, THE ONE WHERE HE GOT ARRESTED IN JIM BOWEN'S DRESSING ROOM AFTER FILMING)

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