Swim Etiquette

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Krissie Mar 2012 10:38pm, 26 Mar 2012 70 posts	0 Krissie
AngusClydesdale Mar 2012 11:02pm, 26 Mar 2012 3,061 posts	0 AngusClydesdale Next time bend double, float apparently lifeless and after the lifeguards have had to get wet rescuing you, they'll be pretty pissed off with Mr Arrogant Arsehole. When you say the last thing you remember was him hitting you he'll likely get barred (and lifeguards hate getting their clothes wet).
Debstir Mar 2012 8:44am, 27 Mar 2012 3,858 posts	0 Debstir Get 'im charged with assault...
Krissie Mar 2012 8:36pm, 27 Mar 2012 71 posts	0 Krissie Ha ha, I like it AC!
Chris the Fish Mar 2012 9:36pm, 27 Mar 2012 345 posts	0 Chris the Fish lol, sounds like he got chick'ed to me!
Max71 May 2012 10:14pm, 7 May 2012 27,465 posts	0 Max71 I have two suggestions 1. When you swim past gently stroke his buttocks 2. Use paragraphs when posting on a thread
Max71 May 2012 10:17pm, 7 May 2012 27,466 posts	0 Max71 I've got another one 3. Tell him to move his fecking arse out of your way or you are going to continue to chick him every single week until his fragile ego cannot take it anymore and he retreats to the kids pool.
GerryO May 2012 10:50pm, 7 May 2012 439 posts	0 GerryO I was lane swimming one time and a guy kept bumping into me, seeming to veer right across the lane to block me. I asked if he was okay and he just kind of grunted. This happened a couple of times and I got out to ask the life guards about the rules for lane swimming. So there I was, explaining myself, all pumped up on righteous indignation when the life guards told me that the chap was partially sighted and registered blind. Instant demise to deflated balloon on my part.
Nellers May 2012 11:33pm, 7 May 2012 21,223 posts	0 Nellers A guy in the pool yesterday seemed to. E struggling to hold a line. Luckily I noticed his artificial leg on the poolside before I commented on it.
RichHL May 2012 11:39pm, 7 May 2012 4,045 posts	0 RichHL He sounds like a twat who shouldn't be allowed out on his own. Probably pulls the wings of flies too.