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Stop the madness

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Nov 2013
6:50pm, 15 Nov 2013
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Mrs Winkle
I was nearly run over by a feral child on a scooter just now. I told her mother that "those scooters are a bloody menace" and immediately felt as if I was 95.
Nov 2013
6:58pm, 15 Nov 2013
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Red Squirrel
I briefly read it as anus.
Nov 2013
7:46pm, 15 Nov 2013
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F is for Fleecy
I cannot fathom the scooter hatred. It's basically a bike without pedals or a seat, is it not? And you lot bloody love your bikes, you bunch of bitrisexuals.
Nov 2013
8:38pm, 15 Nov 2013
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PaulaMc
About 10 or so years ago I used to pass a woman every day who rode a scooter and wore a pair of fairy wings. She wore other clothes too, just to be clear.

I wonder what happened to her.

Being a big lover of PJs I have to say that the idea of a onesie INDOORS is sort-of OK, but don't you get cold if you have to go to the loo? You have to practically undress just to have a wee.

Wearing one OUTDOORS should be against the law. I walk past a 'trendy' shop next to Shoreditch High Street station that sells them. The salespeople look daft.
Nov 2013
9:14pm, 15 Nov 2013
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McGoohan
I do not understand this thread.

*Adds to watch list*
Nov 2013
11:22pm, 15 Nov 2013
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GregP
There they were. Spying on me. With rays.
Nov 2013
7:36am, 16 Nov 2013
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Puddington
A scooter on the pavement = menace. No cyclist would get away with such a misdemeanour, unscathed.

I read it as 'decimated anus'.
Nov 2013
7:40am, 16 Nov 2013
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Mrs Winkle
Every day I am nearly mown down by kids on scooters, whilst mummy does nothing to make sure it doesn't happen. And as for the fuckwits that let their kids use them in shops *seethe*
May 2020
7:14am, 28 May 2020
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GregP
But they are The Future of Transport. Probably.

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