Proverbs that are obviously Bollocks
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Jun 2021
10:51pm, 2 Jun 2021
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bja61
I found it in the last place I looked. Of course you did, who carries on looking once they’ve found something? |
Jun 2021
10:54pm, 2 Jun 2021
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Night-owl
[Exactly bja say this all the time]
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Jun 2021
5:58am, 3 Jun 2021
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Minnie Mad
A poor workman blames his tools. Surely it depends on the tools? I really need a new brush for the garden and I am sure if I buy a new one the mess on the patio will improve. Some tools are crap. |
Jun 2021
6:02am, 3 Jun 2021
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Minnie Mad
By the way LG, are you objecting to that on the grounds that you haven't made your bed at all, or that just because you made it doesn't mean you have to lie in it? 😀 It's just that I kind of like having a nicely made bed to get into at night. 😉 |
Jun 2021
8:06am, 3 Jun 2021
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Velociraptor
Slow and steady wins the race. Nope, in real life the hare won and the tortoise was times out at the first checkpoint. |
Jun 2021
8:07am, 3 Jun 2021
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McGoohan
A bit like Softly, softly, catch the monkey. No, you want a tranquilliser gun for that. |
Jun 2021
8:10am, 3 Jun 2021
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RooA
You should always look a gift horse in the mouth by the way. It's not free if it costs you an arm and leg at the vets in the next 6 months... |
Jun 2021
10:35am, 3 Jun 2021
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Angus Clydesdale
Yes Roo, exactly that! Also, be very wary of "friends" gifting wooden dinghies...
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Jun 2021
10:42am, 3 Jun 2021
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RooA
Or wooden horses
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Jun 2021
10:44am, 3 Jun 2021
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Angus Clydesdale
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