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1) Emcor office
2) W.P.S. office
3) Fitting shop
4) Training school
5) Old potting shop
6) Canteen kitchen
7) Canteen restuarant
8) Security/reception.
May 2008
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tubbyrunner
A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist.The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.

After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her, 'Do you know what I'm doing?

'Yes,' she replied, 'You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological abnormalities.'

'That's right,' said the doctor.

He then began to fondle her Breasts. 'Do you know what I am doing now?'he asked.

'Yes,' she said, 'You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer.'

'Correct,' replied the shady doctor

Finally, he mounted his Patient and started having sexual intercourse with her.

He asked, 'Do you know what I am doing now?'

'Yes,' she said, 'You're getting herpes: which is why I came here in the first place.*

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United Kingdom Mean gross annual (£) - full-time
% of UK average
rank All full-time employees 29,999 100
1 Directors and chief executives of major organisations 214,062 714
2 Brokers 101,627 339
3 Financial managers and chartered secretaries 84,063 280
4 Medical practitioners 78,882 263
5 Senior officials in national government 69,404 231
6 Aircraft pilots and flight engineers 65,285 218
7 Managers in mining and energy 58,802 196
8 Research and development managers 56,476 188
9 Marketing and sales managers 55,439 185
10 Solicitors and lawyers, judges and coroners 55,189 184
11 Police officers (inspectors and above) 54,241 181
12 Financial institution managers 53,399 178
13 Personnel, training and industrial relations managers 52,732 176
14 Air traffic controllers 51,911 173
15 Senior officials in local government 51,064 170
16 IT strategy and planning professionals 50,654 169
17 Advertising and public relations managers 50,479 168
18 Management consultants, actuaries, economists and statisticians 49,914 166
19 Purchasing managers 49,569 165
20 Finance and investment analysts/advisers 49,552 165
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