Pantsfest!

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fetcheveryone Dec 2016 10:11am, 22 Dec 2016 18,055 posts	0 fetcheveryone Greetings, apprentices! Today we begin a three day ceremony marking everything that is important in life. Such as wearing pants... mainly that, actually. The Boy and I have just performed the opening ceremony (no pants were opened), and we invite you all to join us in our celebration of inexpensive fun and silly games. We will shortly be beginning our first event: the 10.15 Bottle Flip Challenge. Other highlights from today's include: FIFA Challenge Fish Finger Death Match Ping Pork Funny Accent Hour (hopefully including Christian Bale cameo) Pants Biscuit Bake Off Stair Throwing (With Stares) We hope that you can join us in celebrating Pantsfest - and would welcome your suggestions for events for the next few days. On behalf of The Boy and myself, and everyone who enjoys wearing pants, we wish you a most joyous Pantsfest. May the stains be ever in your favour!
McGoohan Dec 2016 12:04pm, 22 Dec 2016 27,197 posts	0 McGoohan Funny accent hour ought to include Russell Crowe doing his Irish/Welsh/Geordie/Yorkshire/Aussie accent from Robin Hood. Five accents in one sentence; very good value.
fetcheveryone Dec 2016 12:05pm, 22 Dec 2016 18,058 posts	0 fetcheveryone I will try to throw a bit of that in. All suggestions welcome.
Nicholls595 Dec 2016 12:07pm, 22 Dec 2016 9,533 posts	0 Nicholls595 DORCHESTER VERSION OF CLUEDO? IT IS ALWAYS CLIVE SEXTON, IN THE COUNCIL RUN BROTHEL, WITH THE PENCIL (STOLEN FROM THE ADJACENT PENCIL MUSEUM)