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Pantsfest!

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Dec 2016
10:11am, 22 Dec 2016
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fetcheveryone
Greetings, apprentices!

Today we begin a three day ceremony marking everything that is important in life. Such as wearing pants... mainly that, actually.

The Boy and I have just performed the opening ceremony (no pants were opened), and we invite you all to join us in our celebration of inexpensive fun and silly games.

We will shortly be beginning our first event: the 10.15 Bottle Flip Challenge.

Other highlights from today's include:

FIFA Challenge
Fish Finger Death Match
Ping Pork
Funny Accent Hour (hopefully including Christian Bale cameo)
Pants Biscuit Bake Off
Stair Throwing (With Stares)

We hope that you can join us in celebrating Pantsfest - and would welcome your suggestions for events for the next few days.

On behalf of The Boy and myself, and everyone who enjoys wearing pants, we wish you a most joyous Pantsfest. May the stains be ever in your favour!
Dec 2016
12:04pm, 22 Dec 2016
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McGoohan
Funny accent hour ought to include Russell Crowe doing his Irish/Welsh/Geordie/Yorkshire/Aussie accent from Robin Hood. Five accents in one sentence; very good value.
Dec 2016
12:05pm, 22 Dec 2016
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fetcheveryone
I will try to throw a bit of that in. All suggestions welcome.
Dec 2016
12:07pm, 22 Dec 2016
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Nicholls595
DORCHESTER VERSION OF CLUEDO?

IT IS ALWAYS CLIVE SEXTON, IN THE COUNCIL RUN BROTHEL, WITH THE PENCIL (STOLEN FROM THE ADJACENT PENCIL MUSEUM)

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