Night out? Bored? Abduct a Llama and take him around town.
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Jun 2022
12:00am, 3 Jun 2022
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Night-owl
Or Elks as they are called in Sweden. They are not innocent news.bbc.co.uk |
Jun 2022
12:02am, 3 Jun 2022
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rf_fozzy
Wik Also wik Also also wik Wi not trei a holiday in Sweeden this yer ? See the loveli lakes The wonderful telephone system And mani interesting furry animals Including the majestic moose A moose once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge—her brother-in-law— an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"... Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti... |
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Jun 2022
12:25am, 3 Jun 2022
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rf_fozzy
How many llamas does it take to sue a scientologist?
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Jul 2022
5:11pm, 3 Jul 2022
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Silent Runner
The Llama is a wooly sort of fleecy hairy goat, With an indolent expression and an undulating throat Like an unsuccessful literary man. And I know the place he lives in (or at least- I think I do) It is Ecuador, Brazil or Chile- possibly Peru; You must find it in the Atlas if you can. The Llama of the Pampasses you never should confound (In spite of a deceptive similarity of sound) With the Llama who is Lord of Turkestan. For the former is a beautiful and valuable beast, But the latter is not lovable nor useful in the least; And the Ruminant is preferable surely to the Priest Who battens on the woful superstitions of the East, The Mongol of the Monastery of Shan. Hilaire Belloc |
Jul 2022
5:14pm, 3 Jul 2022
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swittle
^ Grew up with Belloc - quite wonderful 
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Jul 2022
5:17pm, 3 Jul 2022
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rf_fozzy
Didn't realise you were born in the 1870s Swittle!
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Jul 2022
5:26pm, 3 Jul 2022
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swittle
I've had a tough life, fozzy.
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Jul 2022
7:34pm, 3 Jul 2022
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rf_fozzy
You're looking well for a 150-year old Swits...
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Jul 2022
7:47pm, 3 Jul 2022
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Night-owl
All the running he does.
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Jul 2022
10:20pm, 3 Jul 2022
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swittle
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