Welcome To Fetcheveryone

Our awesome training log doesn't hide its best features behind a paywall. Search thousands of events, get advice, play games, measure routes, and more! Join our friendly community of runners, cyclists, and swimmers.
Click here to get started
Already a Fetchie? Sign in here

My Vital Statistics Today are ....

  • today
36 watchers
Jun 2020
12:53pm, 10 Jun 2020
37685 posts
  • 0
Thanks. They usually do :)
Jun 2020
12:56pm, 10 Jun 2020
47058 posts
  • 0
NEI: 1
CVI: two degrees of separation
Miles run today: 9.5
Miles logged on VSWCP challenge this month: 90.5
Resemblance of my running terrain to the SWCP, percentage points: 0.5
Toffees eaten on my run: 2
Hours till I start work: 1
Top: pink
Cardigan: clashes with pink
Trousers: grey
Shoes: need to go in the bin
Money: will gladly accept NE's if he's sick of it
Jun 2020
1:10pm, 10 Jun 2020
42952 posts
  • 0
Derby Tup
NEI: 6
CVI: variable 4 becoming 5
DTGTFI: 1 (they’ve fledged so last report on this, DTGFI to be retired)
Miles walked today: 3.3
Miles to be run later: between 1.0 and 5.0 tbc

Left ankle status: improving
Socks: Bridgedale
Top: Beachy Head Mara sweatshirt c 2006
Bottoms: joggers (black, with ginger dog hairs)
Coffees drunk today: four

Cake: carrot (1.2 slices)
Jul 2020
8:58pm, 16 Jul 2020
98 posts
  • 0
NEI: 4
CVI: 7
Jul 2020
10:21pm, 16 Jul 2020
6597 posts
  • 0
Northern Exile
Really sorry to here that Susie. E45 cream is supposed to be good :-)
Jul 2020
10:24pm, 16 Jul 2020
107 posts
  • 0
I’ll add that to my shopping list 😉
Nov 2020
11:18pm, 1 Nov 2020
7931 posts
  • 0
NEI: 9-10

CVI: 5

Miles run today: 8.5

Arguments with OH: 2

Tolerance of fuckwit Government: nil
House sales concluded: still bloody 0
Loads of washing put on: 6
Rooms hoovered: 5
Taxi journeys done for teenagers: 4

Thanks from the rest of the family: 0

Top: Green

Trousers: jeans, as always

Shoes: knackered chelsea boots

Sense of humour: absent
Nov 2020
7:21pm, 5 Nov 2020
6997 posts
  • 0
Northern Exile
NEI: 2
CVI: 5
HR: 50/1915
WT: 148.8lbs/0815
CRP: <1
Uric Acid: 315
WBC: 5.35
Hb: 132
Neut: 2.48
Wife: Feisty
Pants: Blue Sloggi
Socks: None
Shorts: North Face
T-Shirt: Tour of Pendle 2014
Parents: Quite batty, but still with us
Current Book: Post Captain (Patrick O'Brian)
Looking Forward to: Extra Slice, His Dark Materials
Tea: Fishcakes, salad, banana cake & vegan icecream afterwards
Miles ran today: 7.14
Mud Factor: High
Nov 2020
7:37pm, 5 Nov 2020
49603 posts
  • 0
NEI: 1
CVI: 2
Minutes till I can leave work, best case scenario: 25
Pulse: 48
PEFR: 430
Top: convict stripes
Everything else: black
Miles run today: 0
Cups of coffee: lost count but not finished yet

Got something to say?

To contribute to the discussion, you need to either sign in or register as a user.

About This Thread

Maintained by Northern Exile
This is a place to record your HR as of this minute and anything else that is of consequence. It's also the best place to record your current level of euphoria or, more likely, frustration. You can rate that on the Northern Exile Index (NEI):

1 - Calm and unruffled. Cheerful, sunny demeanour
2 - Keeping cool, but not exactly full of joy
3 - As long as I don't have to talk I'll be fine
4 - Mildly pissed-off
5 - Irritated. Tension and anxiety beginning to increase
6 - Annoyed. I'm keeping a lid on it, but only just
7 - Stressed - keep out of my way
8 - Angry. It won't take much to set me off
9 - Incandescent with rage
10 - One step closer and I'll tear your fucking lungs out

Additionally, during the COVID-19 pandemic you have the opportunity to rate your current lockdown status or level of incredulity. It's one or the other, no in-betweeners please!

CVI 1 - I'm safe. Do your fucking worst virus!
CVI 2 - I'm OK, but worried about other family members
CVI 3 - The kids are driving me crazy
CVI 4 - Alright, I'm bored now
CVI 5 - This is all a bit surreal
CVI 6 - Been in my onesie all week
CVI 7 - Developing bedsores
CVI 8 - Latent hypochondria rising to the fore
CVI 9 - Feigning symptoms to avoid domestic tasks
CVI 10 - Got symptoms :-(
Back To Top