Meaningless product descriptions

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Sep 2022
9:36pm, 20 Sep 2022
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Silent Runner
Interesting use of the word "famously".
Sep 2022
9:53pm, 20 Sep 2022
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GordonG
(I can remember my late mother, 50 or so years ago, telling me that a fortune teller had predicted that Charles would never be king. Remind me how that one worked out...)
Sep 2022
1:16pm, 25 Sep 2022
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ChrisHB
Exaggerated rather than meaningless, but deserves a wide audience...

Situated on the south coast, Burgh is the first stop off for any influx of visitors from the continent

The place is a tiny, tidal (part-time) island off Bigbury-on-Sea not all that close to Kingsbridge which in turn is not all that close to Totnes in Devon.
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3:22pm, 25 Sep 2022
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GlennR
“The breathable, lightweight material provides a comfortable wearing experience.”
um
Sep 2022
5:07pm, 25 Sep 2022
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um
Not sure where you saw that Chris, but I think the original was referring to birds and other flying things (insects?) that cross the channel ...
Sep 2022
5:22pm, 25 Sep 2022
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GregP
Not quite meaningless but Fred Olsen Cruises offer cabins with ‘fully obscured views’ which tickled me.
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6:03pm, 25 Sep 2022
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ChrisHB
Re-reading it, I see that you must be entirely right, um. It still doesn't read like that to me, maybe because of the way the words are arranged on the page.
Sep 2022
11:21pm, 26 Sep 2022
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ChrisHB
An item of running kit:

designed to be breathable - even when you're struggling for breath.
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11:09pm, 27 Sep 2022
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GlennR
Introducing Dynamic Island on iPhone 14 Pro. It’s a shape-shifting, multitasking, head-turning, game-changing iPhone experience that blends fun and function like never before, consolidating notifications, alerts and activities in one interactive place.
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12:37pm, 28 Sep 2022
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GregP
Courtesy of my buddy Fr Paul White down in Rye:

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