Meaningless product descriptions

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GregP Sep 2022 10:45am, 1 Sep 2022 138,953 posts	0 GregP No, dear. You just wish they did.
Dvorak Sep 2022 10:47am, 1 Sep 2022 25,886 posts	0 Dvorak Why do you use a traditional safety razor, Glenn?
GregP Sep 2022 10:50am, 1 Sep 2022 138,956 posts	0 GregP #dftt
3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) Sep 2022 6:36pm, 1 Sep 2022 19,028 posts	0 3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) 😆
GlennR Sep 2022 7:04pm, 1 Sep 2022 65,371 posts	0 GlennR The real question is why everyone else doesn’t. Cheaper, better shave and lower environmental impact. The marketing of multi blade razors is a never ending meaningless product description.
3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) Sep 2022 10:47pm, 1 Sep 2022 19,030 posts	0 3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) Got to use up all those old decommissioned ships somehow....
ChrisHB Sep 2022 5:13pm, 5 Sep 2022 21,894 posts	0 ChrisHB Quick, easy access to the M23, M25 and beyond (about 15 minutes if no traffic via countless speed bumps, traffic lights, extremely narrow roads - that's to the M25, with the M23 about 30 minutes away) Direct rail links to Gatwick and Brighton, as well as London from near (Brighton is one train per hour on Sundays only) Direct rail links to Gatwick and Brighton, as well as London from nearby Redhill and Merstham (in case there was anything wrong with the previous assertion?) Great selection of shops, pubs, bars and restaurants in Redhill and nearby Reigate (LOL)
ThorntonRunner Sep 2022 8:20pm, 7 Sep 2022 6,153 posts	0 ThorntonRunner RAINBOW (430-770THZ) The ultimate frequency water. We combined the waters from two aquifers in remote Northern Queensland to create the finest mineral water on Earth. In a celebration of science and art we put it through a three-stage kinetic and electromagnetic process infusing it with the healing color spectrum between 430 and 770THz the frequency of a RAINBOW and chakra tones ranging 200 to 900Hz. This trade secret process enlivens the individual molecules producing a remarkable softness and feeling of hydration that is distinct from all other waters. The source so pure it requires no micro purification with the benefit being a natural mineral content of 350 parts per million. Quite possibly be the most luxurious product in the world, the world’s first RAINBOW rainbow water and the most dynamic beverage in the Universe
quimby Sep 2022 9:18pm, 7 Sep 2022 5,762 posts	0 quimby Sounds like you might be able to tune a piano with it.
ChrisHB Sep 2022 9:20pm, 7 Sep 2022 21,903 posts	0 ChrisHB Tell us the price, TR!