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Oscar the Grouch Sep 2021 11:34am, 6 Sep 2021 3,483 posts	0 Oscar the Grouch You cook salads now? That is changing life in fairness.
Dvorak Sep 2021 1:28pm, 6 Sep 2021 23,313 posts	0 Dvorak I have formed an entirely rational hatred of them.
fetcheveryone Sep 2021 1:35pm, 6 Sep 2021 26,455 posts	0 fetcheveryone Salads?
Dvorak Sep 2021 1:43pm, 6 Sep 2021 23,315 posts	0 Dvorak I would if I watched another Saladmaster video. Still not sure what they actually do. Overpriced cultish cookery courses where they charge ludicrous amounts to pass on common knowledge as something revelatory? Might someone be so good as to look that up for me? I'm afraid that if I do it myself, my head will start boiling.
McGoohan Sep 2021 1:54pm, 6 Sep 2021 50,182 posts	0 McGoohan I'm thinking 'pyramid scheme' is somewhere involved
GlennR Sep 2021 2:19pm, 6 Sep 2021 58,495 posts	0 GlennR When I took that photograph at Tulse Hill yesterday a woman rushed out from inside to offer me her business card. She thought I was a potential punter.
chunkywizard Sep 2021 2:21pm, 6 Sep 2021 12,537 posts	0 chunkywizard did you give her a link to the thread?
Nellers Sep 2021 2:53pm, 6 Sep 2021 38,967 posts	0 Nellers Is it just me or is there something James Bond villain sinister about “we change life” as opposed to “we change lives”?
Dvorak Sep 2021 3:02pm, 6 Sep 2021 23,319 posts	0 Dvorak I went in ... Oh, pots. They sell pots and pans. And their original product, a salad grater. Can't find the prices anywhere though. You would have to call a representative for that. Estimate: stupidly expensive.
Pothunter Sep 2021 3:40pm, 6 Sep 2021 4,692 posts	0 Pothunter If you have to ask the price you can’t afford it