Meaningless product descriptions

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1:45pm, 19 Aug 2021
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ChrisHB
go on, but language may not have enough suitable words.
Aug 2021
3:25pm, 19 Aug 2021
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Carpathius
Only far enough to ensure an atmosphere incompatible with continued life.
Aug 2021
3:49pm, 19 Aug 2021
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Dvorak
Bunch of tryhards.
Aug 2021
10:24pm, 19 Aug 2021
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ChrisHB
not a product description but meaningless in the purest sense of the word:

No plane carrying Britons and Afghans from Kabul has left empty, the UK defence secretary has said.

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Aug 2021
5:55am, 20 Aug 2021
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Oscar the Grouch
Well, no plane *could* leave empty, could it?
Aug 2021
9:07am, 20 Aug 2021
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ChrisHB
and certainly not one carrying people.
Aug 2021
10:57am, 26 Aug 2021
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ChrisHB
Cheap airport parking - Luton - buy online - free shipping
Aug 2021
11:12am, 26 Aug 2021
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GlennR
Oh that's glorious.
Aug 2021
9:08am, 27 Aug 2021
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Oscar the Grouch
We might as well close the thread. *Nothing* beats that. Bravo.
Sep 2021
9:23pm, 4 Sep 2021
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ChrisHB
An advert for BNP Paribas in which they show themselves unaware that a plural subject takes a plural verb. I suspect it is meaningless as well. Furthermore, however liberally we interpret 'tomorrow' I doubt it can be made to encompass 'long-term'.

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