Meaningless product descriptions

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Dec 2020
3:02pm, 30 Dec 2020
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ChrisHB
On considering buying a laptop from Curry's I read this stern warning:

We strongly recommend that you check whether you will be able to carry the item, or whether it will fit in your vehicle before placing your order.
Jan 2021
7:56pm, 9 Jan 2021
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ChrisHB
Step into the wonder of OLED with LG GX TVs.
Jan 2021
10:28am, 10 Jan 2021
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SteveC NordRunner
Re Currys. Maybe they mean boxed. I fitted a boxed 55ยป TV in an Audi TT once. More practical for two people than you might think. Also (in a different occasion) several pairs of skis and snowshoes.
Jan 2021
10:18am, 11 Jan 2021
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Maclennane
I post this mostly for the pretty bubbles 5gbioshield.com
Jan 2021
12:15pm, 11 Jan 2021
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Carpathius
So people are afraid of 5G signal causing... whatever it is it causes this week, but are more than happy to have quantum nanoparticles surrounding them?

K then.
Jan 2021
1:38pm, 11 Jan 2021
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GordonG
enjoy feasting on this one, my friends...

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Jan 2021
2:01pm, 11 Jan 2021
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GlennR
Give me strength.
Jan 2021
2:43pm, 11 Jan 2021
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MarkyMarkMark (3M)
[Meanwhile, rubbing snake-oil on your scalp can not only cure baldness, but protects the brain against the harmful effects 5G energy deflected by seagulls into your ears.]
Jan 2021
2:47pm, 11 Jan 2021
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ChrisHB
Glenn, if there is no device on the market to plug into a USB port to give you strength, why not 'invent' one and market it?
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Jan 2021
3:20pm, 11 Jan 2021
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um
Well, that's blown it.
Mind you, just so you know, those cheap ones from China on the web don't seem to work either, ;-)

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