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Fragile Glass Bauble Dec 2020 9:15am, 23 Dec 2020 7,550 posts	0 Fragile Glass Bauble Be careful of that entertainment!
fetcheveryone Dec 2020 9:42am, 23 Dec 2020 25,245 posts	0 fetcheveryone Tough on entertainment, tough on the causes of entertainment.
Good King Carpathius Dec 2020 9:12am, 27 Dec 2020 20,348 posts	0 Good King Carpathius "Snack a Jacks fit with the flow of your life, wherever you are and whatever you're doing". Which sounds far more likely to be a sanitary product than a packet of crisps.
Good King Carpathius Dec 2020 9:13am, 27 Dec 2020 20,349 posts	0 Good King Carpathius And don't you go threatening ME with entertainment, young man.
leaguefreak Dec 2020 11:19am, 27 Dec 2020 9,033 posts	0 leaguefreak Don't confuse the two Carp it might be uncomfortable
Good King Carpathius Dec 2020 4:58pm, 27 Dec 2020 20,350 posts	0 Good King Carpathius
ChrisHB Dec 2020 3:28pm, 28 Dec 2020 20,321 posts	0 ChrisHB Can I temporarily hijack this thread for Things That Make You Feel Sick? Thanks for reaching out to the HP community. A very good day to you. :slightly_smiling_face: I understand that you require assistance regarding issues a specific life scan device that overheats when connected to the USB ports of the computer. It will be a delight to assist you. :slightly_smiling_face: A commendable job of troubleshooting, terrific description and a smart analysis of the issue was done before posting. Kudos to you for that. :slightly_smiling_face: You are a valued HP customer and I take it as a privilege to share this platform with you. :slightly_smiling_face: For better clarity and to assist you better I would require more information regarding this.
Dvorak Dec 2020 6:22pm, 28 Dec 2020 21,653 posts	0 Dvorak Oh my.
McGoohan Dec 2020 8:49pm, 28 Dec 2020 47,906 posts	0 McGoohan That reminds me of when my employer had an American owner (okay, it was Bank of America) and they rewrote our 'mission statement' to say we should strive for 'extreme customer delight'. Considering we are a finance company who lend out large amounts of money to be paid back in smaller amounts, anyone experiencing extreme delight would have to be malfunctioning in some way.
HarkyHarkHark Dec 2020 8:54pm, 28 Dec 2020 13,774 posts	0 HarkyHarkHark Puke-worthy, Chris! McG, we had a similar company "Value" of "passion for excellence in life".... Downgraded by a fellow manager at the time to be "Keen to do a good job whilst we're here"!