Meaningless product descriptions

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Oct 2010
9:20am, 21 Oct 2010
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GregP
Loving this:

"The Brooks Infiniti Tights are ideal for training units. A zippered pocket in the lower back provides the required storage space".
Oct 2010
9:24am, 21 Oct 2010
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Lizzie W
I am not a unit. I am a free woman.
Oct 2010
9:25am, 21 Oct 2010
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GregP
I'm going out to run 5 miles tonight. Wonder how may training units that is, and what the required storage will be used for?
Oct 2010
9:28am, 21 Oct 2010
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Nywanda
I like: X-bionics
"The diffuser design on the inside collarwith longitudinally arranged ribs lets moist warm air out and support climate control", er............maybe this top can fix global warming and at £85 I should phrkin hope so.
Oct 2010
9:37am, 21 Oct 2010
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GregP
Ohh good effort.
Oct 2010
9:39am, 21 Oct 2010
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GregP
Header updated with Nywanda's one.
Oct 2010
9:46am, 21 Oct 2010
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Son of a Pronator Man
"required storage"? Required by who for what ? If i want to take a wardrobe with me, it won't be any good then, will it ?
Oct 2010
9:49am, 21 Oct 2010
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GordonG
unless it's like the TARDIS and you can get a whole wardrobe in the normal-sized pocket
Oct 2010
9:52am, 21 Oct 2010
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Stumpy
required storage? in my experience, tights do not have a pocket big enough for required storage (which for me is some tissues, a set of keys and my work security pass)

slightly off topic. sorry
Oct 2010
9:54am, 21 Oct 2010
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RuthB2
genuine question - why do you need to run with both keys and security pass? Do you need both to get back into work? I need keys when running from home, or pass when running from work (or I cunningly hide my back door key in a bulgular safe location in my back garden, and I sweet talk the security guard into letting me back in at work sans pass)

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