Meaningless product descriptions

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20 Sep
9:36pm, 20 Sep 2022
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Silent Runner
Interesting use of the word "famously".
20 Sep
9:53pm, 20 Sep 2022
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(I can remember my late mother, 50 or so years ago, telling me that a fortune teller had predicted that Charles would never be king. Remind me how that one worked out...)
1:16pm, 25 Sep 2022
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Exaggerated rather than meaningless, but deserves a wide audience...

Situated on the south coast, Burgh is the first stop off for any influx of visitors from the continent

The place is a tiny, tidal (part-time) island off Bigbury-on-Sea not all that close to Kingsbridge which in turn is not all that close to Totnes in Devon.
3:22pm, 25 Sep 2022
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“The breathable, lightweight material provides a comfortable wearing experience.”
5:07pm, 25 Sep 2022
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Not sure where you saw that Chris, but I think the original was referring to birds and other flying things (insects?) that cross the channel ...
5:22pm, 25 Sep 2022
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Not quite meaningless but Fred Olsen Cruises offer cabins with ‘fully obscured views’ which tickled me.
6:03pm, 25 Sep 2022
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Re-reading it, I see that you must be entirely right, um. It still doesn't read like that to me, maybe because of the way the words are arranged on the page.

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