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Feb 2008
2:41pm, 5 Feb 2008
810 posts
MarkC
6. Contestant serves up a bowl of Monster Munch and a glass of Um Bongo. (Hell, I'd eat it.)
Feb 2008
2:41pm, 5 Feb 2008
1,696 posts
leaguefreak
Maybe so. The raw tart that fella did the other week has to be a contender for that. I nearly hurled myself, and that was just looking at it on the telly
Feb 2008
2:42pm, 5 Feb 2008
18,340 posts
Puddington
lol. Me too.

If I were a judge, I would immediately eliminate anyone who did risotto, pasta or chocolate fondant.
Feb 2008
2:43pm, 5 Feb 2008
811 posts
MarkC
Especially all in one dish.
Feb 2008
2:43pm, 5 Feb 2008
1,697 posts
leaguefreak
Hmm but nice risotto can be very special.
Feb 2008
2:44pm, 5 Feb 2008
3,040 posts
Boingy
Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!
Feb 2008
2:44pm, 5 Feb 2008
18,341 posts
Puddington
I like pasta and I like risotto, but I think any chump can cook them.

Chocolate fondant is just....everyone seems to do it and it's unimaginative.
Feb 2008
2:44pm, 5 Feb 2008
1,980 posts
trumpton riots
Also, direct elimination for people who are sweating in the food.

This happens a lot IMHO
Feb 2008
2:45pm, 5 Feb 2008
18,342 posts
Puddington
Yes, agreed. Nasty.
Feb 2008
2:45pm, 5 Feb 2008
1,698 posts
leaguefreak
Mark - that would have to be pickled onion monster munch, or course. I ate so much pickled onion monster munch in my first trimester.

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