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Masterchef

5 lurkers | 42 watchers
Jan 2009
1:50pm, 7 Jan 2009
1,427 posts
Siamese Pete
Scary social worker with big hair
Jan 2009
1:52pm, 7 Jan 2009
5,128 posts
surreystriderâ„¢
LOL's

Wasn't Kirstie Allsopp gone wrong in there last night as well?
Jan 2009
1:53pm, 7 Jan 2009
1,833 posts
MarkC
I wasn't convinced either by her (with her sminky little bit of ice cream) or flop-haired Lancs boy (you are not "in touch with your roots" simply because you serve black puddin'). Tchuh.
Jan 2009
1:53pm, 7 Jan 2009
7,087 posts
HarryB
Surrey, you are such a ponce... :P
Jan 2009
1:54pm, 7 Jan 2009
30,540 posts
Puddington
Just give in, Harry. Join us, won't you? :)
Jan 2009
1:54pm, 7 Jan 2009
5,129 posts
surreystriderâ„¢
What for watching Masterchef ?

I read your blog yesterday. matey. Looks like you're the one heading for the Marmite Motorway, not me :P
Jan 2009
1:56pm, 7 Jan 2009
3,472 posts
trumpton riots
Srs Harold.
Kirstie Allsopp's illegitimate shorter sister who had been fed on a diet of pork pies was revealed last night
Jan 2009
1:57pm, 7 Jan 2009
30,541 posts
Puddington
lol!

She left the scales on her fish.

They should have made her eat it.
Jan 2009
1:57pm, 7 Jan 2009
5,130 posts
surreystriderâ„¢
Are you supposed to cook black pudding with the wrapper still on it ?
Jan 2009
1:57pm, 7 Jan 2009
42,684 posts
santababy
she probably ate greg on way out

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