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Masterchef

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Jan 2009
1:18pm, 7 Jan 2009
5,969 posts
Jock Itch
I allways lick the rim of the bowl....allways ! ahem...ok..as you were...
Jan 2009
1:18pm, 7 Jan 2009
30,529 posts
Puddington
I would, however, cook a load of potatoes and just eat those with butter and salt. Srs.
Jan 2009
1:19pm, 7 Jan 2009
3,856 posts
Chromey
You would if you were living in the seventies Pudds so stop lying.
Jan 2009
1:20pm, 7 Jan 2009
30,531 posts
Puddington
lol

she so looked like she was, too.

All about the dinner party and the hostess trolley and that.
Jan 2009
1:22pm, 7 Jan 2009
3,857 posts
Chromey
Bet she does prawn cocktails for starters.
Jan 2009
1:23pm, 7 Jan 2009
7,084 posts
HarryB
Why don't you flush it like a normal person, Jock, you sick fuck!
Jan 2009
1:24pm, 7 Jan 2009
3,859 posts
Chromey
lol
Jan 2009
1:25pm, 7 Jan 2009
7,085 posts
HarryB
It's the Oirish in her Chromey, potato mad... ;-)
Jan 2009
1:25pm, 7 Jan 2009
30,533 posts
Puddington
:p
Jan 2009
1:30pm, 7 Jan 2009
1,832 posts
MarkC
Glad to have seen evidence already of one of Masterchef's emerging stereotypes - corporate nob-swinger man who thinks he can be a great chef because he's made a few quid "developing property", struts through the door and is so full of self-belief that you half expect him to whip out his own cock and pan fry it to show how committed he is, but ends up being a crap cook. LOL How I love to see dickheads humiliated.

:)

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