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Masterchef

2 lurkers | 42 watchers
Feb 2008
11:15am, 1 Feb 2008
18,291 posts
Puddington
And what the fep is 'clapshot' please?
Feb 2008
11:16am, 1 Feb 2008
29,485 posts
santababy
its scottish, dinnae mess
Feb 2008
11:18am, 1 Feb 2008
3,249 posts
BigChiefRunningBore
People cooking on TV. wow as interesting as people buying houses on TV.

Makes Gladiators look exciting.

:-p
Feb 2008
11:18am, 1 Feb 2008
1,961 posts
trumpton riots
Scottish trifle, Pudds.

They get quite defensive over it, doncha nose ;-)
Feb 2008
11:18am, 1 Feb 2008
29,487 posts
santababy
oi, watch it boreio
Feb 2008
11:19am, 1 Feb 2008
29,488 posts
santababy
*kicks everyones heeds in*
Feb 2008
11:20am, 1 Feb 2008
4,841 posts
Le Greg - new improved recipe
Green olives and Dr Pepper aspic anyone?

lileks.com
Feb 2008
11:23am, 1 Feb 2008
3,252 posts
BigChiefRunningBore
Mmm... does watching TV cookingzzzz programmes make people violent?

How about you BCRB? - A. well when I see TV chefs I do have the urge to bang their smug heads on the hob repeatedly.
Feb 2008
11:30am, 1 Feb 2008
18,293 posts
Puddington
No, that was the cranananananananackeraceron or whatever it is, TR.

Crapsplot was on his main course.
Feb 2008
12:19pm, 1 Feb 2008
29,490 posts
santababy
cranachan was scottish too ya daft clootie dumpling

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