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Masterchef

6 lurkers | 42 watchers
Mar 2010
8:11pm, 18 Mar 2010
19,774 posts
Toks
OMG, SALT IN PUDDING INSTEAD OF SUGAR, FFS!!
Mar 2010
9:27am, 19 Mar 2010
2,528 posts
MarkC
Last night's show:

1. Salt in a cheesecake?!?! Schoolboy error LOL
2. Scallop, apple and quail's egg? Blunge!
3. Jez and his funny beard. He looks like he's put his head on upside down.
Mar 2010
9:29am, 19 Mar 2010
862 posts
Big G (no longer gareth1871)
'on their feet for 6 hours' ... was back
Mar 2010
9:46am, 19 Mar 2010
1,243 posts
Doctor K
I see they were still using the "mum of one" terminology. I was a bit surprised Altaf recovered after the pile of crap he served up initially -gnocchi and chick peas on a tin of tomatoes which looked like a car crash. Having said that he was superb in the pro kitchen.

I had to laugh when the salt woman said "I'm gutted" after John pointed out the salted cheesecake, how do you make such howlers?

I was reminded of a Fawlty towers sketch when Jez undercooked a red mullet

Customer " This mullet's raw"
Fawlty "Oh would you prefer a cooked one."
Mar 2010
9:49am, 19 Mar 2010
863 posts
Big G (no longer gareth1871)
I'm sorry but the biggest cockup is JT's white jacket number......
Mar 2010
8:31pm, 22 Mar 2010
19,900 posts
Toks
BOING!
Mar 2010
9:30pm, 22 Mar 2010
2,427 posts
leaguefreak
Just watched it.

Was avoiding thread before so I didn't see the result.
Mar 2010
8:22am, 23 Mar 2010
1,250 posts
Doctor K
"I've cooked moules mariniere 100 times before..." and wrong every time probably Amanda, perhaps you shouldn't have trashed being a mortgage advisor seeing that you're going to have to go back to it !!

They just couldn't resist that double cream could they?

Jez -you shouldn't have sold your house
Mar 2010
11:04am, 23 Mar 2010
19,912 posts
Toks
lol Doc k, i love ur analysis of the show ;-)
Mar 2010
11:31am, 23 Mar 2010
872 posts
Big G (no longer gareth1871)
it was the beard Doc.....it was freaking JT out

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