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Masterchef

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Mar 2010
11:06am, 18 Mar 2010
1,242 posts
Doctor K
The Police Officer should stick to that job methinks. Having been given the nod by Mr Torode early on the long grain rice geezer should have scrapped the "risotto" and done summat else.

I haven't noticed Greg booming out "TWO MINUTES" either this time, perhaps he's been told?
Mar 2010
11:20am, 18 Mar 2010
3,977 posts
TRO Saracen
Blimey! Sounds like they've culled all the cliches then. Not good. Last night the OH was knocking up a quick dinner and I strolled in and boomed out 'TWO MINUTES, YOU'VE GOT TWO MINUTES LEFT. YOU NEED TO START PLATING UP'.
Mar 2010
11:21am, 18 Mar 2010
40,714 posts
Puddington
lol
Mar 2010
11:30am, 18 Mar 2010
852 posts
Big G (no longer gareth1871)
does everybody bow and put the spoon in your mouth for at least 30 secs when tasting things now?
Mar 2010
11:33am, 18 Mar 2010
1,589 posts
Tav H
No, but I also am not fat and bald-headed either.
Mar 2010
11:34am, 18 Mar 2010
40,718 posts
Puddington
I am
Mar 2010
11:34am, 18 Mar 2010
470 posts
SODDING HILLS
and...... you promised me Rum x 2
Mar 2010
11:48am, 18 Mar 2010
853 posts
Big G (no longer gareth1871)
i'm not bald.......
Mar 2010
8:01pm, 18 Mar 2010
19,772 posts
Toks
boing.
Mar 2010
8:09pm, 18 Mar 2010
19,773 posts
Toks
it is sardine fiasco tonite, oh boy!!

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