Masterchef

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Big Al Widepants Oct 2009 12:19pm, 24 Oct 2009 3,549 posts	Big Al Widepants LOL I was reading OC as recommending Hammerite as a garnish. Surely it's a reduction - I saw it for half price down at B&Q. (I'm here all week.)
Miss Piggy Wiggy Oct 2009 12:22pm, 24 Oct 2009 19,921 posts	Miss Piggy Wiggy ha ha ha I like that whats the next programme to watch?
monki Oct 2009 11:25am, 25 Oct 2009 588 posts	monki Jus - (usually) sauce for meat made from the juices of the cooked meat itself, but reduced, not thickened (ie not gravy). But you can have fruit jus. And ju jus. And moo moos and the screaming ab dabs. Veloute - white sauce made with stock and not milk. Can be served as a soup. Or forzen and crushed in a granita. I made a cider veloute the other day. I say 'made'.... Foam - whisked sauce. Utterly pointless except for decoration. See also lavender, old ladies, old ladies who smell of lavender, old lavender, and ice cream flavoured with either old ladies or lavender. Foam is best served on half-naked teenagers in Ibiza. While you're in a nice gastropub hundreds of miles away that serves a lot of flavour on a plate, but without the gurning turnip and shoulder-thumping hawk. I've been away, and it's the first programme I've had to avoid all coverage of since that repeat of the Likely Lads avoiding the score of the footie while waiting for Match of the day. While the editing and Constant. Fepping. Repetition. Of. The. Facts. drove me to distraction, I had to admire the way Daniel (Mr Intensity) didn't punch anyone, Marianne didn't finally dissolve in a puddle of her own frowny face (why are you doing this = to piss my ex-boyfriend of, was the best answer of any of them) and Steve grinned his way to delviering application with his talent. Oh, and the boy could obviously count as well. I did wonder about those macaroni towers. Ok. Enough. Work. I mean 'enough, to work'. But first a cup of tea. THERE'S A LOT OF FLAVOUR IN THAT TEA. I'd lick my own forehead clean.
Jovi Runner Oct 2009 1:00pm, 26 Oct 2009 136 posts	Jovi Runner LOL monki
Big Al Widepants Oct 2009 2:50pm, 26 Oct 2009 3,556 posts	Big Al Widepants LOL
Miss Piggy Wiggy Oct 2009 2:56pm, 26 Oct 2009 19,969 posts	Miss Piggy Wiggy omg lol
MarkC Oct 2009 3:01pm, 26 Oct 2009 2,464 posts	MarkC LOL. Thanks Monki. I almost proper vommed at the thought of old-lady-flavoured ice cream. I wonder what that would taste like...An aromatic blend of discarded Ferrero Rocher wrappers, lavender, talc and wee, no doubt
Oct 2009 7:42am, 27 Oct 2009 307 posts	LOL Monki. Mark, isn't that one of Michel's signature dishes?
Puddington Jan 2010 9:22am, 28 Jan 2010 39,120 posts	Puddington Anyone watching the Australian one?
Old Croc Jan 2010 9:24am, 28 Jan 2010 8,176 posts	Old Croc seen early auditiony one - part of it anyways not enough SHOUTING