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Oct 2009
12:09pm, 23 Oct 2009
3,546 posts
Big Al Widepants
A Scotch egg is NOT fine dining. Fact.

Elevate my Rice Krispies baby :)
Oct 2009
12:25pm, 23 Oct 2009
11,112 posts
danny wilde
Marianne's home is in the style of a 70's American bad guy - one room the size of a shoe box with the walls covered in newpaper cuttings of potential victims. Watch "Dirty Harry" and compare.
Oct 2009
12:39pm, 23 Oct 2009
7,356 posts
hammerite
The OH noticed on the side of Marianne's Dad's butchers van that she was from Melton Mowbray and said "she must be the poshest person to have lived in Melton".

And in the inspiration round why didn't she do a proper Melton pork pie? If Steve can do Scotch Eggs she can do a pork pie.
Oct 2009
12:43pm, 23 Oct 2009
6,295 posts
Old Croc
bet the cost of hiring her to cook for dinner parties has gone up considerably this week
Oct 2009
1:01pm, 23 Oct 2009
3,551 posts
TRO Saracen
LOL, seems to me that shoving a obscure egg on something turns the mundane into the fantastic.

Here's my recipe for 2010:

Noodle of pot au naturelle, served with a spicy curry jus, a squeezed sachet of cat sh&t and a suffolk great breasted grebe egg.

Job;s a good 'un.
Oct 2009
1:12pm, 23 Oct 2009
23,194 posts
LorraineS
I could be your supplier for the cat sh&t, TRO
Oct 2009
1:21pm, 23 Oct 2009
3,552 posts
TRO Saracen
Thanks Lorraine, but I'll stick to either a real cat, or the actual sachets supplied in the spicy curry pot noodles themselves:-)
Oct 2009
1:44pm, 23 Oct 2009
3,547 posts
Big Al Widepants
That's it elevated to fine dining then TRO.

Skate. It's basically a fish-flavoured frisbee.
Oct 2009
1:46pm, 23 Oct 2009
2,457 posts
MarkC
LOL.

I always thought skate looked like a giant Odor Eater. Then I tried it and realised it tastes like a giant Odor Eater too.
Oct 2009
1:47pm, 23 Oct 2009
6,296 posts
Old Croc
So my dish of a boiled ostrich egg with 3 french stick soldiers might win it then?

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