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Masterchef

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Oct 2009
7:29am, 23 Oct 2009
11,111 posts
danny wilde
I'm off to the cliffs above Llandudno on the weekend to raid seagulls' nests. I want one of those bright orange eggies to dip my soldiers in on Sunday morning.
Oct 2009
8:00am, 23 Oct 2009
37,686 posts
Puddington
Chocolate fondant?? Madness.

Mine have never gone wrong. It's not that difficult :-)
Oct 2009
9:09am, 23 Oct 2009
2,449 posts
MarkC
Has anyone ever had a gull's egg? I haven't. Given what those doity boids eat I don't think I want to either.
Oct 2009
9:10am, 23 Oct 2009
37,692 posts
Puddington
I know. It sounds rank. I saw a load of them this morning, around all the overflowing bins.

Is it some new fad? It's new on me.
Oct 2009
9:16am, 23 Oct 2009
7,321 posts
Chromey
Very pleased the female William Hauge didn't win.
Oct 2009
9:18am, 23 Oct 2009
7,322 posts
Chromey
Hague
Oct 2009
9:19am, 23 Oct 2009
3,549 posts
TRO Saracen
LOL - final cook off. 9 plates of food, 9 times Gregg says 'that's a lovely plate of food'. That phrase is blighting my life. Someone bought me a coffee at work yesterday: I took a sip and said 'that's a lovely plate of food'.
Oct 2009
9:21am, 23 Oct 2009
7,323 posts
Chromey
lol
Oct 2009
10:02am, 23 Oct 2009
2,450 posts
MarkC
John Torode. You're bloody history mate. I am a big fan of Michel now. He's a runner too, ya know.

How long before Gregg literally comes in his trousers over a dish on Masterchef?
Oct 2009
10:03am, 23 Oct 2009
37,694 posts
Puddington
Albert Roux looked ready to explode, I thought. Not a picture of health. More a ribena berry.

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