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Masterchef

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Sep 2009
10:43am, 23 Sep 2009
70 posts
Filey_Forever
I'll speak with the powers that be at work - there must be demand!! What lectures should we have?
Sep 2009
10:44am, 23 Sep 2009
36,819 posts
Puddington
How to shake like a shiting dog when dishing up.
Sep 2009
10:48am, 23 Sep 2009
71 posts
Filey_Forever
Umm....Puds, so in engineering terms - Fluid Dynamics or Soil Science?
Sep 2009
11:27am, 23 Sep 2009
899 posts
Doctor K
When some of these people say they are "professional chefs" what it means is that they work in their local Brewers' Fayre reheating prepared food. Last night some of the stuff was utterly useless
Sep 2009
11:31am, 23 Sep 2009
114 posts
Jovi Runner
I agree Doctor K - I was watching and thinking I could have done better!
Sep 2009
11:56am, 23 Sep 2009
3,366 posts
Big Al Widepants
Made the mistake of eating at a "Filling Station" the other week. Looked over at the kitchen when trying vainly to catch the eye of a non-existent waiter and saw the "chef" pierce and bing just about my whole meal.
Sep 2009
12:13pm, 23 Sep 2009
52,629 posts
santababy
lol , Al, pick a chain, any chain and it's exactlysame

i dont eat in chains unless i know i'm not going to moan or be blown over...
Sep 2009
3:00pm, 23 Sep 2009
3,368 posts
Big Al Widepants
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lx52sBLtKI
Sep 2009
3:50pm, 23 Sep 2009
900 posts
Doctor K
On that lamb dish last night surely one of them could have come up with any type of sauce -they had the basic ingredients, bloody hell even deglazing the pan with a glass of red would have been a start !

Tonight I'm cooking penne pasta with chicken,red onions,garlic,tomatoes, rosemary and cream -(not out of a bag) and would put it up against anything they cooked .

As for jointing a chicken - I did a nightschool course entitled "seasonal cookery" many years ago and she taught us how to do that then !! (I haven't done it for a while but reckon I'd do better than "George" who left a fillet or two on the bone).
Sep 2009
3:58pm, 23 Sep 2009
52,646 posts
santababy
was that the guy who butchered it? lol

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