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Masterchef

5 lurkers | 42 watchers
Feb 2009
9:56am, 24 Feb 2009
31,840 posts
Puddington
lol!
Feb 2009
9:59am, 24 Feb 2009
3,672 posts
Sparkly Bridget
pmsl
Feb 2009
10:41am, 24 Feb 2009
5,493 posts
Girlie
lol! at Campion quip!

Another Matt fan here, but sadly Andy will win cos he's JT's favourite.
Feb 2009
10:45am, 24 Feb 2009
3,677 posts
Sparkly Bridget
I did so enjoy Andy getting in a bit of a flap and having to have help with his sauce last night
Feb 2009
11:12am, 24 Feb 2009
1,534 posts
Siamese Pete
I'm not sure who I want to win.

1. Andy - arogant sh1t
2. Christopher - arogant sh1t who rarely shaves
3. Matt - Gary Glitter looky-likey

It's not a good selection:(
Feb 2009
11:20am, 24 Feb 2009
44,804 posts
santababy
i like Matt, he seems like a gentle giant :)
Feb 2009
11:23am, 24 Feb 2009
3,684 posts
Sparkly Bridget
And quite cuddly
Feb 2009
11:24am, 24 Feb 2009
31,862 posts
Puddington
I hope they actually start showing some real talent though soon. I'm underwhelmed.
Feb 2009
11:26am, 24 Feb 2009
3,687 posts
Sparkly Bridget
Perhaps someone will do pancakes tonight :-)

I'm thinking I shall have to run light speed intervals tonight so that I can get home in time
Feb 2009
11:32am, 24 Feb 2009
2,020 posts
MarkC
I can tell you what will happen Bridget, so take your time:

1. Christopher will talk about being really up for it then waft about like a fart in a spacesuit for the whole show.
2. Mat (the missing 't' is really starting to annoy me) will give his big cuddly enigmatic smile and start biffing on about his family again and everyone else will glaze over.
3. Andy will get totally obsessed with creating hand-carved croutons in the shape of the Queen Mother (gawd bless 'er) and be ten minutes late serving up
4. Gregg Wallace will give every outward appearing of ejaculating in his own trousers when he eats a pudding
5. Torode will wear another bad jacket and march up and down looking all exasperated about nothing at all.

That's basically it. So go out and enjoy your run :)

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