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Masterchef

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Feb 2009
9:22am, 20 Feb 2009
1,352 posts
Old Croc
TR - that woman always looks like she's trying to shit - and struggling
Feb 2009
9:24am, 20 Feb 2009
2,072 posts
Big Al Widepants
Lettuce is not for wrapping things in.
Feb 2009
9:25am, 20 Feb 2009
2,073 posts
Big Al Widepants
It's for leaving at the side of your plate.
Feb 2009
9:26am, 20 Feb 2009
1,996 posts
MarkC
Agree, Big Al. And it's definitely not for cooking either. *Makes exaggerated gagging noise and pulls suitable retching-type expression*
Feb 2009
9:31am, 20 Feb 2009
3,513 posts
Sparkly Bridget
Lettuce is for rabbits

Missed most of it as running but OH has been hooked and gave me an update. The way those critics bitched about waiting for their dinner - they had 4 dinners FFS
Feb 2009
9:37am, 20 Feb 2009
31,758 posts
Puddington
It makes me cringe when they send them out to apologise for delays.

I ACTUALLY put my fingers in my ears, shut my eyes and went 'lalalalalalalal' last night.

Srsly.
Feb 2009
9:46am, 20 Feb 2009
3,517 posts
Sparkly Bridget
But you do that all the time anyway Pudds
Feb 2009
9:48am, 20 Feb 2009
31,759 posts
Puddington
*lalalalalalalalala*
Feb 2009
9:49am, 20 Feb 2009
1,997 posts
MarkC
But I'd rather they do that than serve up some kind of premature slop. Personally I think Charles Campion really *should* wait a bit longer between courses, to give his stomach time to stop wobbling.

To be honest I expect the producers gee them up to be mean. But equally I'm sure it comes naturally to them.

I used to work for an opera company and the opera critics were also a bunch of preening, loathsome spongers. It's probably in their job descriptions.
Feb 2009
10:02am, 20 Feb 2009
1,974 posts
frangale
Missed it last night, did anyone leave?

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