Masterchef

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Puddington Feb 2009 8:52am, 20 Feb 2009 31,753 posts	Puddington PMSL He got in such a flap, didn't he?
MarkC Feb 2009 8:58am, 20 Feb 2009 1,994 posts	MarkC Each of those critics, I think, are actually lookalikeys: 1. Jay Rainer = Dusty Mop (remember him off Hector's House?) 2. Faceache woman = A chisel 3. Charles Campion = the dad on Family Guy
Puddington Feb 2009 8:58am, 20 Feb 2009 31,755 posts	Puddington lol
the man with no nickname Feb 2009 9:03am, 20 Feb 2009 135 posts	the man with no nickname All these meals are nutritionallyunbalanced.Massively high in protein (meat/fish),and low in vegetables and carbs (for vitamins and minerals).And they are all low in fibre. Lack of fibre causes constipation - hence the expressions on the faces of last night's judges: Fat Bloke,Swarthy Bloke,and Stone-Faced Bitch.
LorraineS Feb 2009 9:05am, 20 Feb 2009 18,843 posts	LorraineS I can't help but hear Jay Rayner's mother everytime he opens his mouth
Hourglass Feb 2009 9:06am, 20 Feb 2009 3,920 posts	Hourglass Maybe that's why stone-faced lady looks like she does "...ooh, I'm touching cloth!!!"
trumpton riots Feb 2009 9:08am, 20 Feb 2009 3,581 posts	trumpton riots Spicer always looks like she needs a damn good shit!
DIY Diva Feb 2009 9:09am, 20 Feb 2009 4,218 posts	DIY Diva MarkC LOL My son and I couldn't stop giggling at the likeness of that critic to the dad on Family Guy!
MarkC Feb 2009 9:20am, 20 Feb 2009 1,995 posts	MarkC Is Jay Rayner Claire Rayner's son? I didn't know that, on the basis that I'm not really interested. If so, she of all people should have brought him up to be less of a bellend.
Puddington Feb 2009 9:21am, 20 Feb 2009 31,757 posts	Puddington Yes. And lol.