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Masterchef

3 lurkers | 42 watchers
Feb 2009
9:48pm, 19 Feb 2009
2,070 posts
Big Al Widepants
What was Gregg's Frank Butcher look all about? And JT went all Man at C&A.
Feb 2009
9:59pm, 19 Feb 2009
838 posts
MissChappo
Doctor K I love the chippy idea!
Feb 2009
8:38am, 20 Feb 2009
31,750 posts
Puddington
I frickin hate that moany beatch Spicer woman.

Gah.
Feb 2009
8:46am, 20 Feb 2009
1,345 posts
Old Croc
how bitter is she? she's the only one who was more bitter than the lime tart - or was she the lime tart
Feb 2009
8:48am, 20 Feb 2009
31,751 posts
Puddington
I don't know why they get the droopy faced bint back every year.

I was surprised at how Matt and Zorba messed up last night.

That beef with the oyster looked dreadful. I will agree with bintface that an oyster plonked on a piece of meat like that just is NOT appetising.
Feb 2009
8:48am, 20 Feb 2009
1,993 posts
MarkC
Oh those three loathsome critics, back for another sneering session. That woman with the specially sharpened face actually admitted her disappointment at not having anything to be really rude about.

John Tororde definitely wins the worst jacket of the series award for last night's effort. And given some of Wallace's efforts during the series that is quite an achievement.

Poor Chris. But his fish cooked in a lettuce parcel look minging, as did his blood-soaked mash.
Feb 2009
8:49am, 20 Feb 2009
1,346 posts
Old Croc
T'other critic looks like he eat everything on menu when he visits a restaurant
Feb 2009
8:49am, 20 Feb 2009
31,752 posts
Puddington
Mmmm...blood soaked mash
Feb 2009
8:50am, 20 Feb 2009
1,347 posts
Old Croc
it was a Joo
Feb 2009
8:51am, 20 Feb 2009
3,580 posts
trumpton riots
Zorba was distracted because he realized that his false Clouseau nose was finally melting.

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