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Masterchef

6 lurkers | 42 watchers
Jan 2009
10:08am, 30 Jan 2009
31,195 posts
Puddington
I have last nights to watch when I get home this afternoon.

*feels way out of thread with eyes closed*
Jan 2009
10:09am, 30 Jan 2009
43,849 posts
santababy
i watched the bill last night instead, taped masterchef , watched during adverts then fast forwarded my way thu 2 episodes in 15 mins...
Feb 2009
10:28pm, 2 Feb 2009
1,927 posts
MarkC
For fecks sake.

I didn't like that Verity woman. I think she'd had her face specially sharpened for the show.
Feb 2009
5:15am, 3 Feb 2009
44,038 posts
santababy
lol Mark :) i wasn't too keen either. i liked guy who won, not your average masterchef contestant :)
Feb 2009
6:54am, 3 Feb 2009
2,972 posts
Sparkly Bridget
I was glad he won too, that salmon looked awful
Feb 2009
9:20am, 3 Feb 2009
1,979 posts
Big Al Widepants
You'd have to have the salmon on for a long time to make it look like that
Feb 2009
9:27am, 3 Feb 2009
7,641 posts
HarryB
Dennis Norden is Satan FACT
Feb 2009
9:34am, 3 Feb 2009
200 posts
What I want to know is how some of them get through the audition.....and whether they have ever watched the programme themselves to know to never ever cook a risotto.
Feb 2009
9:39am, 3 Feb 2009
1,930 posts
MarkC
I heard that too Beer Matt and nearly spat out my coffee.

I have an idea that the pool of people wanting to CHANGE THEIR LOIVES is gradually diminshing each year, so more and more duffers are getting through to the tv stages of the show. That woman and her "chuck it all in risotto" would never have got there a few years back, I'm sure.

PS. John Torode takes a mouthful with a ridiculous flourish of his spoon. Who does he think he is, Herbert von Karajan conductiing the Berlin Phil?
Feb 2009
9:46am, 3 Feb 2009
2,977 posts
Sparkly Bridget
I think they put some duffers in on purpose just to entertain us

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