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Jan 2009
12:20pm, 21 Jan 2009
30,884 posts
Puddington
Watermelon shouldn't even be classed as a fudd. It's a waste of everyone's time and energy.

They are only good for smashing on the floor or filling with vodka.
Jan 2009
12:21pm, 21 Jan 2009
4,996 posts
I believe the watermelon and lamb idea was SB's ;)
Jan 2009
12:22pm, 21 Jan 2009
6,810 posts
Mrs BooBoo LaBoy
Actually they are really bad for energy - I only found that out after I must have consumed my own body weight in watermelons...they have bad GI, man...

Thanks for the wig. ;-)
Jan 2009
12:23pm, 21 Jan 2009
43,289 posts
santababy
yeah, they stole it from me KR2, fuckers.

you can fill other melons with vodka, i know, i've done it

and oranges too
Jan 2009
12:24pm, 21 Jan 2009
30,886 posts
Puddington
watermelon tastes of f*ck all and has a nasty texture.
Jan 2009
12:26pm, 21 Jan 2009
6,811 posts
Mrs BooBoo LaBoy
You don't hold bad, Pudds ;-)

Tonight I will be mostly cooking Well done steak with banana chips followed by Cod and Strawberry fondant. Yum.
Jan 2009
12:28pm, 21 Jan 2009
30,888 posts
Puddington
A cold beer is better, Matt.
Jan 2009
12:28pm, 21 Jan 2009
30,889 posts
Puddington
lol Boober.
Jan 2009
12:30pm, 21 Jan 2009
12,360 posts
Tonight I will mostly be, putting half of yesterday's dinner in t'microwave. EASY!
Jan 2009
12:31pm, 21 Jan 2009
7,355 posts
HarryB
"you can fill other melons with vodka, i know, i've done it"

Your own, judging by the way you put it away, Santa ;-)

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