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Masterchef

6 lurkers | 42 watchers
Jan 2009
8:44am, 21 Jan 2009
30,868 posts
Puddington
When is the Heston thing on?
Jan 2009
8:48am, 21 Jan 2009
1,863 posts
MarkC
Channel 4 9 o'clock. Last one this evening I think. It's all going very badly.
Jan 2009
9:00am, 21 Jan 2009
1,866 posts
MarkC
Come down off the fence, BeerMatt. Tell us what you really think ;)
Jan 2009
9:00am, 21 Jan 2009
1,867 posts
MarkC
PS. I agree, it's all very contrived.
Jan 2009
9:01am, 21 Jan 2009
30,869 posts
Puddington
So, I've not missed much then?

Kewl.
Jan 2009
9:03am, 21 Jan 2009
1,488 posts
Siamese Pete
Just a couple of observations from last night.

1. Horse features was very kissy kissy with 2 blokes she hardly knew......
2. Our winner looks suspiciously like Gary Glitter.......
Jan 2009
9:04am, 21 Jan 2009
30,870 posts
Puddington
She was, wasn't she! On the neck, it looked a bit inappropriate.
Jan 2009
9:05am, 21 Jan 2009
1,489 posts
Siamese Pete
Isn't there some sort of teeth reduction operation she could have - where's CT when you need him;)
Jan 2009
9:06am, 21 Jan 2009
1,869 posts
MarkC
God you're right, SP. That was wierd wasn't it.

I would advise that woman to dip her teeth for the benefit of oncoming traffic.
Jan 2009
9:17am, 21 Jan 2009
1,490 posts
Siamese Pete
I hope she never goes on holiday to Africa. Those ivory poachers would spot her a mile off

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