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Masterchef

3 lurkers | 42 watchers
Jan 2009
8:03am, 20 Jan 2009
5,233 posts
oceanspirit
huh?
Jan 2009
8:04am, 20 Jan 2009
30,808 posts
Puddington
lol
Jan 2009
8:09am, 20 Jan 2009
596 posts
Doctor K
I think John and Greg are losing their grip. Look at the guy they put through who thought he was brilliant but was crap - he trashed about 500 quid's worth of duck breast in the restaurant, and later failed to even cook his rhubarb thru (except to burn it at the edges -what is it with these people that they are burning everything?) and made scrambled eggs instead of custard !
Jan 2009
8:11am, 20 Jan 2009
4,985 posts
SB that's mean :( ;) with a sticky pudd like that I'd be her Shrek :)
Jan 2009
8:18am, 20 Jan 2009
4,977 posts
Lumsdoni
HOw did that guy with the "Healthy Food" get through the preliminaries. There must be a research assistant getting shot somewhere.

Someone looking that bad saying he is into healthy food should of been a warning system.
Jan 2009
8:23am, 20 Jan 2009
30,810 posts
Puddington
lol...I know. He was pretty poor though.
Jan 2009
8:27am, 20 Jan 2009
5,277 posts
surreystriderâ„¢
That tart looked pretty shit. I'm a crap cook and could have done better. Also, blocks of butter and cheese do look kind of similar, I suppose. However, I think I would have guessed it was butter when it kept slipping out of my hands as I was f*cking grating it.
Jan 2009
8:30am, 20 Jan 2009
4,105 posts
Boingy
That guy taking a bite out of the carrot. Oh my god, even I can do better than that ! I properly chew mine up and spit them out on the plate before I serve them.
Jan 2009
8:48am, 20 Jan 2009
1,853 posts
MarkC
Big Cook/Little Cook. Am I alone in wanting to punch the living sh1t out of Little Cook?
Jan 2009
10:26am, 20 Jan 2009
1,474 posts
Siamese Pete
Missed most of last nights prog because someone decided to record blinking Corrie at the same time as MC.
However, after watching the last 10 mins, I've got just one word for that scottish bloke.......

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