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Masterchef

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Feb 2008
2:46pm, 5 Feb 2008
1,981 posts
trumpton riots
And hairy people.

I want no risk of finding one of YOUR hairs in MY food
Feb 2008
2:47pm, 5 Feb 2008
812 posts
MarkC
Somebody told me that that guy Andy Blackford who writes that "funny" column in RW every month also wrote the words to the Um Bongo ad. Of course, my opinion of him went up immediately.

Not a lot of people know that.
Feb 2008
2:49pm, 5 Feb 2008
813 posts
MarkC
LF, there can be no other flavour of Monster Munch. That beefy one just didn't cut it.

7. John Torode starts slapping Wallace rapidly on the head, in "The Benny Hill Show" stylee. *Cue Benny Hill/yakkety sax music*
Feb 2008
3:42pm, 5 Feb 2008
1,662 posts
surreystriderâ„¢
8. Greg Wallace actually comes in his trousers while eating a particularly nice dessert.
9. John and Greg don't actually try and argue the toss over who is the winner. They both actually pick the one that is obviously the best.
Feb 2008
3:46pm, 5 Feb 2008
820 posts
MarkC
ROFL surreystrider, no.8 occurred to me too but I was too chicken to post it! ;)
Feb 2008
6:36pm, 5 Feb 2008
1,671 posts
surreystriderâ„¢
Has anyone noticed there is a lot less crying in this series. The last one featured someone (usually a lady) in tears just about every bloody night.
Feb 2008
8:31pm, 5 Feb 2008
1,609 posts
Keefy Beefy
Uh oh, here we go... BBC 2 next.
Feb 2008
9:06pm, 5 Feb 2008
1,673 posts
surreystriderâ„¢
"I was hoping there would be some chicken".
You frickin' idiot !

Note to everyone: Just because there are pine nuts on the counter, you don't have to put them in your dish.

Pretty poor bunch tonight. Pasta galore, including some masquerading as noodles !
Feb 2008
8:40am, 6 Feb 2008
18,350 posts
Puddington
I WISH THEY WOULD STOP GIVING THEM PASTA!

God that womans accent was stupid....lol @ Yorkshire.

Oh....wait a minute...
Feb 2008
8:49am, 6 Feb 2008
1,676 posts
surreystriderâ„¢
LOL. When I heard her speak I actually thought, ''I wonder if that's what Pudds sounds like''.

She did have Jamie Oliver fat tongue syndrome as well.

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