Laws that would make the world a better place

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11:34am, 28 Nov 2023
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Diogenes
Sniffers will have their noses cut off.
Nov 2023
11:35am, 28 Nov 2023
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Diogenes
[People only, not dogs]
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11:35am, 28 Nov 2023
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fetcheveryone
Tougher sentences for people who eat with their mouths open.
Nov 2023
11:46am, 28 Nov 2023
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Muttley
Into the stocks to be pelted with rotten veg for anyone who calls me a "jogger".
Nov 2023
11:47am, 28 Nov 2023
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Mushroom
Drivers of SUVs or 4x4s on roads should be forced to pull off the roads and only travel through fields / along tracks.

Furthermore, such vehicles will not be allowed into 20/30mph zones. Drivers should be forced to park up and use public transport.
Dec 2023
7:16am, 2 Dec 2023
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Jono.
Anyone not using an indicator when in charge of a motor vehicle and executing a turn or dispatching a signal to join traffic from a stationery position - vehicle siezed. Drivers of Audi / BMW must pull their vehicles for a mile (before surrendering their vehicle)
Dec 2023
7:52am, 2 Dec 2023
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Jono.
I'm going to recant on my fines for not using indicators- the sentence needs to be tougher - anyone found guilty must watch GB News for 6 months (increased to 12 months for drivers of BMW / Audis)
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7:53am, 2 Dec 2023
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Raemond
(maybe they already do, Jono)
Dec 2023
8:02am, 2 Dec 2023
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Lizzie Whizz
Good point, Radio 4 instead?
Dec 2023
8:24am, 2 Dec 2023
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cackleberry
I know it's a throw back to Covid times, which we would all like to forget, but I would re-instate the one way systems in big shops.

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