Last minute Christmas check list

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Dec 2012
2:00pm, 21 Dec 2012
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JohnnyO
Inform the secretaries that you forgot their Christmas presents, but will bring them in next week.
Dec 2012
2:02pm, 21 Dec 2012
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BigChiefRunningBore
3. Start saying "see you next year" in that irritating manner only possible in work colleague to work colleague. Akin to "Fine Yeoman of the bar two pints of your finest ale!"
Dec 2012
2:04pm, 21 Dec 2012
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JingleJEB
Too late Yorkshire Mince Pie
Dec 2012
2:15pm, 21 Dec 2012
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Naomi P
Remember to turn on your out of office so international colleagues who are actually in the office next week expecting you to do some work aren't surprised at your failure to do anything you're meant to.
Dec 2012
2:18pm, 21 Dec 2012
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Naomi P
To Chiefy

Remember to print out your Buntingford Year End 10m email because we don't have a printer at home.

:-)
Dec 2012
2:19pm, 21 Dec 2012
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JohnnyO
Prepaare good excuse for not going for drink with boss (twat).
Dec 2012
2:20pm, 21 Dec 2012
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JingleJEB
Again, too late JohnnyO
Dec 2012
2:20pm, 21 Dec 2012
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SpicedApple
Make sure you've got access to the building sorted for next week when it's officially all closed.

Read the email that specifies all the support services that will be unavailable.

Send all the letters that need to be sent by work mail before some time in January.

Get used to the idea of freezing your a** off at work next week.
Dec 2012
2:20pm, 21 Dec 2012
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Naomi P
Good excuse for not going for drink with boss

- I'm too busy
- I've never spoken to him
- I don't fancy it

All heard within this bank of 4 desks within the last 24 hours. Miserable sods.
Dec 2012
2:41pm, 21 Dec 2012
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JohnnyO
Arrange drinks for everyone else except the twats.
Twats are for life, not for Christmas.

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