Joke of the day........

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dUNKle Jan 2022 9:02am, 2 Jan 2022 73 posts	0 dUNKle Phoned a hairdressers and asked: "Are you located upstairs or downstairs?" They reply, "We're downstairs. Why?" I said, "Oh that's grand. My mate told me if I got a haircut downstairs it'd make my willy look bigger."
Shortcut Cam Jan 2022 4:31pm, 5 Jan 2022 1,613 posts	0 Shortcut Cam A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has just been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche
Dvorak Jan 2022 6:06pm, 5 Jan 2022 24,127 posts	0 Dvorak Queen Latifah. That would have been a whole different act as Queef Latinah.
richmac Jan 2022 7:12pm, 5 Jan 2022 17,263 posts	0 richmac What do you call two carrion birds stuck together? Velcrows.
TomahawkMike Jan 2022 8:46pm, 5 Jan 2022 3,357 posts	0 TomahawkMike My OH apologised to me today for the first time ever. She said she was sorry she ever married me.
dUNKle Jan 2022 6:17pm, 6 Jan 2022 74 posts	0 dUNKle Meanwhile the England cricket team are appealing the decision not to have them deported
Diogenes Jan 2022 6:33pm, 7 Jan 2022 66,109 posts	0 Diogenes Saw the Sainsbury's on-line delivery team play football yesterday. Their substitutes were a cricketer and a trombone.
wardi Jan 2022 8:40pm, 8 Jan 2022 95 posts	0 wardi A friend of mine has invented an invisible aeroplane. I can't see it taking off.
Fields Jan 2022 11:08pm, 8 Jan 2022 1,817 posts	0 Fields Novac Djokovic is the first player ever to get knocked out of a grand slam tournament after only missing 2 shots.
AndyS Jan 2022 11:31pm, 8 Jan 2022 755 posts	0 AndyS [👏👏👏👏👏👏 Fields ]