Joke of the day........

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Seratonin Apr 2021 10:01pm, 9 Apr 2021 33,541 posts	0 Seratonin Macca - great joke. It is said that Rodney Marsh actually had that conversation with a referee.
Pothunter Apr 2021 11:27pm, 9 Apr 2021 3,963 posts	0 Pothunter (I heard Fanie De Villiers tell that story about Pat Symcox )
McGoohan Apr 2021 6:20am, 10 Apr 2021 49,161 posts	0 McGoohan A guy is having a check up at the doctors. "Do you think I will have a long and healthy life?" "I doubt it," says the doctor, shaking his head. "Mercury is in Uranus right now." "I don't believe in that astrology crap, doc." "Yeah, neither do I. My thermometer just broke!"
mr d Apr 2021 7:15am, 10 Apr 2021 4,734 posts	0 mr d Don't we normally wait more than two days to report jokes McG. Anus.
Diogenes Apr 2021 8:07am, 10 Apr 2021 59,035 posts	0 Diogenes (I heard that story about Billy Bremner first, then Dave Mackay)
Diogenes Apr 2021 9:46am, 10 Apr 2021 59,039 posts	0 Diogenes I formed a Placebo tribute band once, but it all broke down at the first rehearsal.
Jock Itch Apr 2021 11:13am, 10 Apr 2021 13,460 posts	0 Jock Itch Oi McG. Previous page. Please don't replicate jokes
swittle Apr 2021 11:18am, 10 Apr 2021 74,528 posts	0 swittle ^ [Is that a 'Star Trek' joke, Jock? ]
McGoohan Apr 2021 11:20am, 10 Apr 2021 49,167 posts	0 McGoohan Oh crap. I knew I'd read it somewhere. I thought it was Twitter
Maccathecracker Apr 2021 11:47am, 10 Apr 2021 588 posts	0 Maccathecracker Seratonin - I honestly can’t recall where I heard the joke but Rodney Marsh sounds very plausible.