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DavieO. May 2017 10:33pm, 30 May 2017 81 posts	Quote Pin DavieO. Just heard that the creator of Adobe Flash Player has died. More updates shortly.
DavieO. May 2017 10:40pm, 30 May 2017 82 posts	Quote Pin DavieO. What did Spock find in Kirk's toliet? The Captain's Log.
Seratonin May 2017 8:06pm, 31 May 2017 17,315 posts	Quote Pin Seratonin What does the USS Enterprise have in common with toilet paper? They both wipe out Klingons.
Silent Runner May 2017 10:21pm, 31 May 2017 226 posts	Quote Pin Silent Runner How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three - a left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
SimonClarke May 2017 10:57pm, 31 May 2017 544 posts	Quote Pin SimonClarke What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey!
Silent Runner Jun 2017 4:17pm, 1 Jun 2017 227 posts	Quote Pin Silent Runner I won't allow rotating hands on timepieces. Not on my watch.
mulbs Jun 2017 4:28pm, 1 Jun 2017 12,995 posts	Quote Pin mulbs took me about five goes of saying SimonClarke's joke out loud to get it!
TomahawkMike Jun 2017 4:42pm, 1 Jun 2017 596 posts	Quote Pin TomahawkMike I wonder if that pirate has an aye phone.
Jock Itch Jun 2017 10:48pm, 1 Jun 2017 12,047 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch My son walked in on me & the wife last night."What are those 2 dangly things between your legs "he asked. "Those son are your mothers tits!"
Silent Runner Jun 2017 11:43pm, 1 Jun 2017 228 posts	Quote Pin Silent Runner An owls head can rotate through 380 degrees. They don't like it, but it's the best way to practice getting the lids off jars.