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richmac 3 Dec 8:32am, 3 Dec 2022 20,277 posts	0 richmac BREAKING :A thief has been stealing Christmas jumpers in order of size... Police spokesperson said he’s still at large... Reminds me of... A dwarf mind reader broke out of jail today. Police are looking for a small medium at large.
mr d 3 Dec 12:43pm, 3 Dec 2022 6,047 posts	0 mr d My friend is buying his wife an artificial leg for Christmas. it's not her main present, just a stocking filler.
daz1927 3 Dec 6:59pm, 3 Dec 2022 6,057 posts	0 daz1927 Some unknown number called me, sneezed and coughed a few times, and then hung up. I’m getting tired of all these cold calls.
daz1927 3 Dec 7:05pm, 3 Dec 2022 6,058 posts	0 daz1927 Hi Lads... Just thought I'd let you know I have a load of knocked-off Victoria's Secret bra sets just arrived which will make fabulous Christmas gifts for your wife or girlfriend, but they're selling fast. If you can send a photo of your wife's or girlfriend's tits, I'll let you know if we have any left that will fit. Merry Christmas!
dUNKle 4 Dec 10:29am, 4 Dec 2022 81 posts	0 dUNKle Went out for a Christmas meal last night and all the serviettes started singing, “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…” Turns out it was Napkin Cole.
Chrisity 4 Dec 6:22pm, 4 Dec 2022 21,130 posts	0 Chrisity Why can't you make clothes out of cheese? Because Fromage frays.
roflaherty 4 Dec 6:31pm, 4 Dec 2022 242 posts	0 roflaherty Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He was feeling a little crummy!
Pothunter 4 Dec 8:11pm, 4 Dec 2022 7,008 posts	0 Pothunter I’ve just seen a woman looking for her kids in Aldi. She was shouting “Rogan, Josh”. I think she was their Nan
swittle 4 Dec 8:12pm, 4 Dec 2022 92,904 posts	0 swittle ^