Joke of the day........

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3 Dec
8:32am, 3 Dec 2022
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richmac
BREAKING :A thief has been stealing Christmas jumpers in order of size... Police spokesperson said he’s still at large...

Reminds me of...

A dwarf mind reader broke out of jail today.

Police are looking for a small medium at large.
3 Dec
12:43pm, 3 Dec 2022
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mr d
My friend is buying his wife an artificial leg for Christmas. it's not her main present, just a stocking filler.
3 Dec
6:59pm, 3 Dec 2022
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daz1927
Some unknown number called me, sneezed and coughed a few times, and then hung up.

I’m getting tired of all these cold calls.
3 Dec
7:05pm, 3 Dec 2022
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daz1927
Hi Lads...

Just thought I'd let you know I have a load of knocked-off Victoria's Secret bra sets just arrived which will make fabulous Christmas gifts for your wife or girlfriend, but they're selling fast.

If you can send a photo of your wife's or girlfriend's tits, I'll let you know if we have any left that will fit.

Merry Christmas!
4 Dec
10:29am, 4 Dec 2022
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dUNKle
Went out for a Christmas meal last night and all the serviettes started singing, “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…”

Turns out it was Napkin Cole.
4 Dec
6:22pm, 4 Dec 2022
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Chrisity
Why can't you make clothes out of cheese?

Because Fromage frays.
4 Dec
6:31pm, 4 Dec 2022
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roflaherty
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy!
4 Dec
8:11pm, 4 Dec 2022
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Pothunter
I’ve just seen a woman looking for her kids in Aldi. She was shouting “Rogan, Josh”.

I think she was their Nan
4 Dec
8:12pm, 4 Dec 2022
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swittle
^ :)

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