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Joke of the day........

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11 Apr
8:59am, 11 Apr 2021
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Binks
I was in my garden and the neighbour looked over the fence and said; “What are you doing?”

“I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order...”

She replied “Really? I don't know how you find the time..!”

“Oh that's easy...” I said, “Its right next to the sage.”
11 Apr
9:40am, 11 Apr 2021
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Quarzable
Odysseus: We now set out on our odyssey

Sailor: (raises hand) What's an odyssey?

Odysseus: A long journey named after the only survivor

Sailor: Oh OK, wait what?
11 Apr
12:32pm, 11 Apr 2021
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Mushroom
11 Apr
12:34pm, 11 Apr 2021
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swittle
:)
11 Apr
10:45pm, 11 Apr 2021
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Jock Itch
I went to Cheddar Gorge to see the stalictites. The guide said "Try not to crack one off". She wasn't even that attractive.

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