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Joke of the day........

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Stander 25 Nov 2:26pm, 25 Nov 2020 157 posts	0 Stander What's pink and hard in the morning? FT crossword.
Stander 25 Nov 2:26pm, 25 Nov 2020 158 posts	0 Stander What's pink and hangs out your pyjamas? Your mum.
Stander 25 Nov 2:26pm, 25 Nov 2020 159 posts	0 Stander What,s the difference between pink and purple? The grip.
FergusG 25 Nov 2:48pm, 25 Nov 2020 4063 posts	0 FergusG Dear Deirdre. My boyfriend's a right dick! He told me the best cure for constipation was anal sex. I didn't believe him but, after some persuasion, he talked me into it and I reluctantly let him do the deed. He's just rung me this morning saying he wants to try it again as he's still constipated. What should I do?
Derby Tup 25 Nov 3:01pm, 25 Nov 2020 47861 posts	0 Derby Tup
mr d 25 Nov 9:54pm, 25 Nov 2020 3920 posts	0 mr d What’s the difference between my jokes and my knob? Nobody laughs at my jokes.
Eynsham the Red Knows Rain Dear 26 Nov 12:32pm, 26 Nov 2020 6776 posts	0 Eynsham the Red Knows Rain Dear There will be tiers before bedtime.
dUNKle 26 Nov 2:23pm, 26 Nov 2020 42 posts	0 dUNKle A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect. They end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly Teddy Bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall. It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears. She is quite impressed by his sensitive side. But, she doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Just maybe, this could be the future father of my children. She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly and they continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?' The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says -- 'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.'
Big_G 26 Nov 3:56pm, 26 Nov 2020 329 posts	0 Big_G It's a little known fact that Malcolm X had an extension built on his house for his sister Anne to live in.
mushroom 26 Nov 4:13pm, 26 Nov 2020 1354 posts	0 mushroom