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11 Jan
9:05am, 11 Jan 2022
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If you think it's cold here at the moment, try living in Argentina, that place is always bordering on Chile.
11 Jan
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57.5 Days of Pain
57.5 Days of Pain Have you been looking at old 1970โ€™s student Rag Mags? ๐Ÿ˜‰I got it from an old college mate, he was probably perusing an early 80s copy!
12 Jan
11:53am, 12 Jan 2022
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I had my first parachute jump today and I was terrified.

This guy strapped himself to me and we jumped out.

As we plummeted he said "So how long have you been an instructor?"
17 Jan
12:46am, 17 Jan 2022
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mr d
Djokovic saga a huge waste of time after a lot of back and forth, but thatโ€™s tennis for you.
17 Jan
12:51pm, 17 Jan 2022
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I went to the cinema last night.

The man in front of me had his dog with him. the dog seemed really engrossed in the film.

When it ended I said to the owner "this might seem weird, but your dog seemed to really enjoy that".

"Yes" he replied, "I was surprised too, as he hated the book!

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