Jeremy Kyle - For posh people
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Jul 2012
12:38pm, 6 Jul 2012
2,539 posts
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fleecy
XB: it's gap YAH Pater anally raped my teddy bear and now mater is refusing to share the same wing of the house with him. |
Jul 2012
12:38pm, 6 Jul 2012
2,581 posts
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XB
My papa shared a tax avoidance scheme with a telly comedian
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Jul 2012
12:39pm, 6 Jul 2012
2,540 posts
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fleecy
Stumpy: I know that person you just described! He lives in Tunbridge Wells and has a Porsche. Thick as 2 fucking planks but went to Dulwich and daddy knew lots of people...
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Jul 2012
12:41pm, 6 Jul 2012
2,582 posts
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XB
I don't care if they've made it look like a 4x4 it's still a Mini and I wanted an Evoque
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Jul 2012
12:44pm, 6 Jul 2012
716 posts
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Pestomum
My child Anastasia has no food intolerances at all. How do I cope?
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Jul 2012
12:51pm, 6 Jul 2012
2,543 posts
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fleecy
Help! It's an emergency! The butler went on strike and my Telegraph is crumpled!
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Jul 2012
1:10pm, 6 Jul 2012
2,350 posts
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.B.
My parents are refusing to pay for me to go skiing this year!
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Jul 2012
1:14pm, 6 Jul 2012
14,212 posts
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Stumpy
fleecy - about 10 years ago I was set up on a blind date with that guy. terribly nice but terribly dim and I had to explain to him what it was that his part of a certain well known bank that has been in the news a lot recently actually did, in layman's terms. and he had worked in the same team for 5 years.
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Jul 2012
1:14pm, 6 Jul 2012
20,993 posts
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Velociraptor
My 108-year-old granfah is talking about altering his will to include an allowance for life for each of his 45 bastard children. Help me to get through to him that it's not HIS money he's frittering away, it's MY Gucci account and chalet in Verbier and fleet of Rollers.
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Jul 2012
1:15pm, 6 Jul 2012
14,213 posts
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Stumpy
PS I do not work in the finance sector, so it's even worse that I knew what he did and he didn't.
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