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Nov 2020
12:34pm, 9 Nov 2020
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D2
Not my local fb but I couldn't resist this for its headline;

"I only went in for a chicken"

A brawl broke out in the Tesco eggs aisle as horrified shoppers watched on during the two minute silence.

A witness described hearing a commotion as everyone else in the Middlesbrough Trunk Road superstore in South Bank had paused to pay their respects.

It is believed the violence erupted after a woman was ordered to shush by a customer during the silence held on Remembrance Sunday to honour fallen servicemen and women.

One mortified shopper said: “We were all stood still, observing the two minutes’ silence when we heard lots of screaming and shouting.

"Everyone was looking at each other, we were like ‘what’s going on’.

“I heard someone shout ‘you’ve disrespected my mother!’"

He added: "All the staff started running towards the eggs aisle.

"I asked someone what was going on and they said a woman had asked another woman to stop talking through the silence and the next minute they were fighting with each other.

"There were smashed eggs all over the floor.

“It was definitely not something you see every day. “I only went in for a chicken.”
Nov 2020
4:34pm, 9 Nov 2020
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Fragile Do Not Bend
Dose any one no a man with a van that is cheap has me my dad n my dog are being kicked out by the end of the day so I need to get my stuff n move it to Canterbury I wouldn’t be asking but I’m desperate and I no we are on lockdown but I am really really desperate here
Nov 2020
4:51pm, 9 Nov 2020
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Winniefree
[Frag that's really sad]
Nov 2020
4:54pm, 9 Nov 2020
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Tiggia
[This was posted on Remembrance Sunday]

Thank you to the bugler off Almondbury Bank this morning at 11:00. Beautiful.

First comment: Have you been burgled? That's awful.
Nov 2020
10:21am, 10 Nov 2020
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Pothunter
I drove up S********* Road this morning in between two rows of pointless magic wands - and NOT A SINGLE cyclist did I see.
[Council] must be really proud to have spent so much money to create so much congestion and danger to so many people on behalf of so few. Well, none, really.

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Madness. I walked down C********* Drive the other day and there wasn't a single car driving on it. What's the point in roads?
Nov 2020
9:02pm, 11 Nov 2020
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Watford Wobble
I don’t suppose anyone has taken my brown bin have they, it does have my house number on it so you would see if it’s yours or not 🤣, just if so I’m on Yates close, 👍

would be great to get it back, thanks
Nov 2020
2:24pm, 12 Nov 2020
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Fragile Do Not Bend
A baby Ostrich has been seen running in the road on School Lane, Iwade then into the field marked by the arrow.
Nov 2020
7:34am, 13 Nov 2020
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Winniefree
anyone selling hot chocolate reindeer cones ?
Nov 2020
9:58am, 16 Nov 2020
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Winniefree
Has anyone lost a duck? I found a duck limping down the road.....It is safe and if no one claims it it can stay with me and move in with my other 3 ducks when it is recovered from its injury. Please message me with a description of any lost duck to confirm identity.
Please share
Nov 2020
11:35am, 17 Nov 2020
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Maclennane
[will there be a bill?]

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