If I was Prime Minister, the first law I'd introduce is...

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Nicholls595 Nov 2016 9:04am, 22 Nov 2016 8,809 posts	0 Nicholls595 My schooldays "were" like that. Well, the last day of term was
The Teaboy Nov 2016 9:07am, 22 Nov 2016 14,907 posts	0 The Teaboy That one seems to have passed the Fetch House of Commons vote!
GordonG Nov 2016 9:12am, 22 Nov 2016 7,001 posts	0 GordonG All ballot papers would contain a "none of the above" option
DeeGee Nov 2016 9:12am, 22 Nov 2016 17,679 posts	0 DeeGee I'd make it so that if you're advertising a gent's suit for sale, you use a photograph of a model wearing it who is wearing socks, and possibly a shirt. And that the legs of the suit break on the top of a shoe, and it looks, well, like a suit, rather than a suit jacket and some capri pants.
Wriggling Snake Nov 2016 12:31pm, 22 Nov 2016 13,791 posts	0 Wriggling Snake I would make the cost of tabacco ridiculously expensive. Reducing tax on beer and running kit.
Surrey Phil Nov 2016 1:44pm, 22 Nov 2016 1,715 posts	0 Surrey Phil It should be an offence for drivers to hoot at female pedestrians, and to be placed on the sex offenders register.
The_Saint Nov 2016 4:18pm, 22 Nov 2016 5,938 posts	0 The_Saint Mandatory carrying of an organ donor card for people running at night in dark clothing whilst wearing headphones - unless it is proved scientifically that the organs of the terminally stupid will make the recipient terminally stupid too.
Fellrunning Nov 2016 9:06pm, 22 Nov 2016 1,781 posts	0 Fellrunning All speed cameras to be replaced with speed activated anti tank guns. Also ANPR cameras to pick out the BMW's and Audis and take them out anyway - even if they are obeying the speed limit (which lets face it is very very unlikely)
Wobbling Nov 2016 9:11pm, 22 Nov 2016 4,156 posts	0 Wobbling Ban Black Friday. It's a month before Christmas, people don't need to be encouraged to spend on crap they don't need
Fellrunning Nov 2016 9:12pm, 22 Nov 2016 1,782 posts	0 Fellrunning Ban Christmas