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I, for one, welcome our new reptile overlords

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Jul 2019
2:25pm, 23 Jul 2019
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McGoohan
O lizard-people from another dimension, please do not cook and eat our pitiful flesh now that one of your kind has seized control.

(Better safe than sorry, I reckon. Anybody got David Icke's number?)
Jul 2019
3:10pm, 23 Jul 2019
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Homer
I too offer myself as a humble supplicant
Jul 2019
3:10pm, 23 Jul 2019
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Diogenes
He doesn't have a number, you contact him via the cosmos. However, I'm just getting his machine at the moment.
Jul 2019
3:36pm, 23 Jul 2019
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McGoohan
Is it one of those machines for measuring Thetans?
Jul 2019
7:43pm, 23 Jul 2019
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Dvorak
Won't a tape measure do? About 4'6" on average.
Jul 2019
8:16pm, 23 Jul 2019
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McGoohan
You'd fit two in a 4' 6" measure
Jul 2019
8:47pm, 23 Jul 2019
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Dooogs
I'm waiting for local reptile sub-overlord to arrive at the salt-mine over the next couple of days. Truss? Leadsom? Gove again? Icke wouldn't be that much of a surprise compared to those...

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