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Food components of household expenditure: the deathmatch (18-08)

  • deathmatch
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Jul 2018
2:47pm, 17 Jul 2018
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swittle
Is that necessarily 'a bad thing'? In my 70s football watching days, the 2-digit IQ brigade would often query the fidelity of the visiting goalkeeper's wife. [A bad thing].
Jul 2018
6:26pm, 17 Jul 2018
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Serendippily
I particularly dislike the on a string chant. And the aged sol Campbell chant. But I loved Ledley Ledley. He’s only got one knee. Still better than John Terry.
Jul 2018
6:30pm, 17 Jul 2018
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GregP
I dislike the ‘on a string’ chant more than any/all of the many many rude ones about Sol Cambell. It’s the most pervasively violent song but so ubiquitous that you tend to forget just how nasty it is. Rather surprised there’s been no attempt (to my knowledge) to ban it. And I can never get the clapping right.
Jul 2018
6:37pm, 17 Jul 2018
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Serendippily
:-) #violentworldproblems

If we ever have a chant death match can we include the Liverpool one “he’s fat, he’s round, he bounces on the ground, Sammy Lee, Sammy Lee”

That’s so pointlessly insulting and fat shaming
Jul 2018
6:42pm, 17 Jul 2018
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McGoohan
I believe there was briefly a chant of

He’s French he’s flash he’s shagging Leslie Ash
Cantona Cantona

to (successfully) wind up Lee Chapman.
Jul 2018
6:56pm, 17 Jul 2018
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Serendippily
In happier days the chant for Jamie Redknapp was “he’s got a lovely wife” to the tune of knees up mother brown obvs
Jul 2018
7:03pm, 17 Jul 2018
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GregP
I quite liked the (short lived ) "Who needs Bale when you've got Sissoko". But we digress.
Jul 2018
7:05pm, 17 Jul 2018
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GregP
Bread's 7-3 up. I'm calling it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBd-Jgw_ddU
Jul 2018
7:07pm, 17 Jul 2018
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swittle
One last memory: when 'my' team were slipping through football league trapdoors in the 70s, the ground boasted an 'open' end, where away fand were accommodated. Yorkshire weather would often initiate the ditty:

"You're getting wet, you're getting wet; we're not!"
Aug 2018
8:45am, 10 Aug 2018
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GregP
Here we go again.

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