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Food components of household expenditure: the deathmatch (18-08)

  • deathmatch
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Jul 2018
2:11pm, 17 Jul 2018
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Maclennane
Can’t believe people are voting for joke candidates instead of cheese. You people make me sick
Jul 2018
2:17pm, 17 Jul 2018
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Nicholls595
I voted for Samit Patel for the following reasons....

1. He is from Nottingham

2. I taught him how to play cricket

3. I used to play cricket with his dad, Ron Patel

4. Ron Patel now owns a pub a couple of miles from my house

5. Samit is technically made up of 74% gravy

6. He is better than Ravi Bopara
Jul 2018
2:22pm, 17 Jul 2018
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TRO Piechucker
Samit 3-2 up*

(*I have assumed Samit has eaten all the cheese/curd, bread and skyr so only 2 of the field left and he's thus accumulated their votes the same way if you won at conkers you'd get all the 'lives' accrued by the beaten one)
Jul 2018
2:28pm, 17 Jul 2018
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Nicholls595
:-) Batting TRO
Jul 2018
2:29pm, 17 Jul 2018
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GregP
My arguments are less compelling, but heartfelt.

1. I constituted a good 20% of the ‘crowd’ the day Ravi got his Essex cap.

2. Ravi had not seen a sheep until he was in his early twenties.

3. The ‘oooh Ravi Bopara’ song is spoken about in reverential tones around Chelmsford (a bit like the ‘Arsenal fan on a string’ song at White Hart Lane) despite the fact that nobody - nobody - knows either the words or the tune.
Jul 2018
2:31pm, 17 Jul 2018
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GregP
(Do other clubs have a local equivalent of the ‘Arsenal fan on a string’ song or is it unique to Spurs?)
Jul 2018
2:32pm, 17 Jul 2018
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Nicholls595
"2. Ravi had not seen a sheep until he was in his early twenties."

And we all know why that was ....
Jul 2018
2:33pm, 17 Jul 2018
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Nicholls595
Forest fans do a like a nice "Sheep, Sheep, Sheep Shaggers, Baaaaaaaaaaa" when they play the sheep shaggers.
Jul 2018
2:34pm, 17 Jul 2018
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swittle
Football song, chant et alia Deathmatch?
Jul 2018
2:43pm, 17 Jul 2018
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GregP
Spurs songs are all a bit, well, single minded, and tend to involve wishing Unfortunate Events upon Mr Sol Cambell.
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