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Aug 2016
11:11am, 26 Aug 2016
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GregP
I want a drgon to help me expand my chain of combined rifle lease stores and barbers, called "Hair Today, Gun Tomorrow".
Aug 2016
11:23am, 26 Aug 2016
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fetcheveryone
A nun at a bus stop has told me about a tribe of sloths in the Amazon that eat human eyebrow hair. With the support of the Dragons, I would like to train them to nibble accurately, and therefore offer eyebrow-shaping solutions to the temporarily overwhelmed. I also have a monkey that's pretty handy with a Sharpie that can draw them back on if the sloths get out of control. I am looking for six trillion dollars to invest in a top hat to give me the appropriate majesty to gain the respect of the sloths. In return, I will offer 99.73% of the business, and the opportunity to name the sloths. I have taken care of the nun.

I also have a ten-year old business partner who is convinced of the medicinal properties of sloth turds when used as a shampoo or face mask.
Aug 2016
11:26am, 26 Aug 2016
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GregP
~applauds~
Aug 2016
12:51pm, 26 Aug 2016
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Red Squirrel
Highbrow Eyebrow?
Aug 2016
10:33pm, 26 Aug 2016
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HowFar?
Can you confirm if the monkey / sloth combination were responsible for any of these?

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Aug 2016
8:49am, 27 Aug 2016
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fetcheveryone
Those are our staff.
Aug 2016
9:17am, 27 Aug 2016
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HowFar?
I'm convinced that the next trend will be for eyebrows to be permanently, chemically removed and replaced by a tattoo of the word 'eyebrow', so for that reason I'm out. Good luck with it though.
Aug 2016
9:35am, 27 Aug 2016
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fetcheveryone
Would a free slothover change your mind?
Aug 2016
9:27pm, 27 Aug 2016
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Red Squirrel
Is that like a combover but with a slow-moving arboreal animal instead of a syrup?
Sep 2016
12:29pm, 16 Sep 2016
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GregP
Business idea: Micro-brewery pasty shop bookstore

(it's one of DodgyKnees's)

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Like Dragons' Den, except for Fetchies. And without the scary woman with the shoulder pads.

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