Welcome To Fetcheveryone

Our awesome training log doesn't hide its best features behind a paywall. Search thousands of events, get advice, play games, measure routes, and more! Join our friendly community of runners, cyclists, and swimmers.

Click here to get started

Already a Fetchie? Sign in here

Fetchie's Den

17 watchers

GregP Aug 2016 11:11am, 26 Aug 2016 84706 posts	0 GregP I want a drgon to help me expand my chain of combined rifle lease stores and barbers, called "Hair Today, Gun Tomorrow".
fetcheveryone Aug 2016 11:23am, 26 Aug 2016 17673 posts	0 fetcheveryone A nun at a bus stop has told me about a tribe of sloths in the Amazon that eat human eyebrow hair. With the support of the Dragons, I would like to train them to nibble accurately, and therefore offer eyebrow-shaping solutions to the temporarily overwhelmed. I also have a monkey that's pretty handy with a Sharpie that can draw them back on if the sloths get out of control. I am looking for six trillion dollars to invest in a top hat to give me the appropriate majesty to gain the respect of the sloths. In return, I will offer 99.73% of the business, and the opportunity to name the sloths. I have taken care of the nun. I also have a ten-year old business partner who is convinced of the medicinal properties of sloth turds when used as a shampoo or face mask.
GregP Aug 2016 11:26am, 26 Aug 2016 84713 posts	0 GregP ~applauds~
Red Squirrel Aug 2016 12:51pm, 26 Aug 2016 19339 posts	0 Red Squirrel Highbrow Eyebrow?
HowFar? Aug 2016 10:33pm, 26 Aug 2016 12739 posts	0 HowFar? Can you confirm if the monkey / sloth combination were responsible for any of these? dailymail.co.uk
fetcheveryone Aug 2016 8:49am, 27 Aug 2016 17682 posts	0 fetcheveryone Those are our staff.
HowFar? Aug 2016 9:17am, 27 Aug 2016 12740 posts	0 HowFar? I'm convinced that the next trend will be for eyebrows to be permanently, chemically removed and replaced by a tattoo of the word 'eyebrow', so for that reason I'm out. Good luck with it though.
fetcheveryone Aug 2016 9:35am, 27 Aug 2016 17683 posts	0 fetcheveryone Would a free slothover change your mind?
Red Squirrel Aug 2016 9:27pm, 27 Aug 2016 19342 posts	0 Red Squirrel Is that like a combover but with a slow-moving arboreal animal instead of a syrup?
GregP Sep 2016 12:29pm, 16 Sep 2016 85577 posts	0 GregP Business idea: Micro-brewery pasty shop bookstore (it's one of DodgyKnees's)

Got something to say?

To contribute to the discussion, you need to either sign in or register as a user.

About This Thread

Maintained by Little town of Greplehem

Like Dragons' Den, except for Fetchies. And without the scary woman with the shoulder pads.

Related Threads

business clowns food eyebrow called window tell shoes sandwich open numbers

The Festive Fetch Calendar

Several thousand quid's worth of prizes, including GPS tech, trainers, kit, and massive vouchers. Enjoy sensibly! It's back! Take a peek

Pre-race Training Volume

See your accumulated mileage in the weeks leading up to any event in your portfolio, and compare it to your other performances View your graphs