Fetchie's Den

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GregP Aug 2016 11:11am, 26 Aug 2016 84,706 posts	0 GregP I want a drgon to help me expand my chain of combined rifle lease stores and barbers, called "Hair Today, Gun Tomorrow".
fetcheveryone Aug 2016 11:23am, 26 Aug 2016 17,673 posts	0 fetcheveryone A nun at a bus stop has told me about a tribe of sloths in the Amazon that eat human eyebrow hair. With the support of the Dragons, I would like to train them to nibble accurately, and therefore offer eyebrow-shaping solutions to the temporarily overwhelmed. I also have a monkey that's pretty handy with a Sharpie that can draw them back on if the sloths get out of control. I am looking for six trillion dollars to invest in a top hat to give me the appropriate majesty to gain the respect of the sloths. In return, I will offer 99.73% of the business, and the opportunity to name the sloths. I have taken care of the nun. I also have a ten-year old business partner who is convinced of the medicinal properties of sloth turds when used as a shampoo or face mask.
GregP Aug 2016 11:26am, 26 Aug 2016 84,713 posts	0 GregP ~applauds~
Red Squirrel Aug 2016 12:51pm, 26 Aug 2016 19,339 posts	0 Red Squirrel Highbrow Eyebrow?
HowFar? Aug 2016 10:33pm, 26 Aug 2016 12,739 posts	0 HowFar? Can you confirm if the monkey / sloth combination were responsible for any of these? dailymail.co.uk
fetcheveryone Aug 2016 8:49am, 27 Aug 2016 17,682 posts	0 fetcheveryone Those are our staff.
HowFar? Aug 2016 9:17am, 27 Aug 2016 12,740 posts	0 HowFar? I'm convinced that the next trend will be for eyebrows to be permanently, chemically removed and replaced by a tattoo of the word 'eyebrow', so for that reason I'm out. Good luck with it though.
fetcheveryone Aug 2016 9:35am, 27 Aug 2016 17,683 posts	0 fetcheveryone Would a free slothover change your mind?
Red Squirrel Aug 2016 9:27pm, 27 Aug 2016 19,342 posts	0 Red Squirrel Is that like a combover but with a slow-moving arboreal animal instead of a syrup?
GregP Sep 2016 12:29pm, 16 Sep 2016 85,577 posts	0 GregP Business idea: Micro-brewery pasty shop bookstore (it's one of DodgyKnees's)